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ed sheeran added angsty emo, anxiety, and 37 other participants to the conversation

ed sheeran named the conversation million dolla puthay

2:03 pm

ed sheeran: hi

emo:
wtf

frat boy: YO

frat boy: group chat with the gang ??? [bites lip]

nonny: you really do live up to your name

frat boy: PLS LOOK AT UR NAME

sugar n tea: omg is that the kid from bubble guppies (,!!;

frat boy: YES

nonny: yknow what fuck you

frat boy: okay bet 🤚

nonny: kill urself

tits:

cardi b: WTAF IS THIS

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cardi b: WTAF IS THIS

anxiety: stop pls, im going to cry

egg: BRO IS THIS A GC :00

minor character: literally what else would it be

egg: it was a retorical question :(

minor character: **rhetorical

horny thunder: you don't gotta correct my mans sentence like that >:{

cardi b: that is the ugliest emoticon to exist

hottest man alive: not as ugly as you

cardi b: but im quirky if im ugly 😍😍

sugar n tea: STOP NOT THE QUIRKY

semi truck: being ugly = personality trait 😊

failed angles class: why the fuck is my phone blowing up

jackie chan: ikr, i might as well shove it up my ass and use it as a vibrator

frat boy: EXCUSE ME

sugar n tea: STOP WHAT

tits: HDUH

tendon hamstring: IM GLIBG TO PIS,!;

yakoo.com: SHUTM UP THERE ARE MINORS DUDE

dilf: IWAIZUMI COLLECT UR CHILD PLS

hottest man alive: I DIDNT RAISE THAT, OIKAWA DID

cardi b: I DIDNT TEACH IT THATF

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