the official hooligans || haikyuu chatfic

chapter 4

million dolla puthay

2:42 am

egg: hi, is anyone uppp

tits: me bro

horny thunder: yeahh, i took some melatonin, and i feel very very vyeyryeueu nice

sugar n tea: omg

only sane one: pls sleep

egg: imma blaze it yalll

sugar n tea: you guys are either on drugs, drunk, or just tired

tits: how about all of the above 🤫

sugar n tea: if ur lurking pls come out, i won't be able to deal with this by myself

sugar n tea: i beg you

sugar n tea: GUYS

ash ketchup: pls shut uP

sugar n tea: THANK GOD, STAY

ash ketchup: no

sugar n tea: i will literally wake up kuroo and have him sent to ur house and annoy the hell out of you

ash ketchup: fine, but i am not helping you

sugar n tea: that's fine ig

egg: hi

sugar n tea: hello

egg: okay

emo:
wtf

sugar n tea: KAGEYAMA HI

emo:
uh hello

egg: hi

emo:
hello ?

egg: yes

emo:
interesting

sugar n tea: help me pls, i don't know what to do

emo:
sorry, no thx

emo:
imma be talking with some friends on a discord chat

ed sheeran: ongomgomomg

ed sheeran: YOU HAEV FRIENDS OTHER THAN USHSH

emo:
yes ofc

no shame: omg, he's becoming social, my time has come

emo:
but they're online

cardi b: still antisocial lmao

sugar n tea: whY at 2am

emo:
we all have different time zones so we just did it whenever all of us are up, so i sacrificed my sleep for all of us to talk

hooters: that's kinda cute

ed sheeran: im still shook on how kageyama has actual friends that i don't know of

emo:
rude ass hoe

tits: hi akaashi

hooters: hello bokuto

ed sheeran: you better let me meet them btw

emo:
ofc, you'll get to meet my boyfriend too

ed sheeran: WTF DHDHHSJ

sugar n tea: OMGOMGO REPAEAT LELMS

cardi b: STOP THE CAP