the official hooligans || haikyuu chatfic

chapter 5

( i kinda took out the usernames bc it was messing up my brain, so now you don't have to memorize any of them :D )

million dolla puthay

5:58 pm

tsuki: just realized how nasty y'all are

tsuki: down fucking bad

kuroo: wdym bbg 🥺

tsuki: SEE THAT RIGHT THERE

tsuki: BBG ??? WHY

tsuki: ABSOULUTELY ATROCIOUS

terushima: [pins you to the wall] shut up and be my baka 🤬🤬🤬

tendou: senpai is tempted with those thighs of urs

tsuki: STFU

tanaka: [growls ferociously] you like that baby boy 😏

tsuki left million dolla puthay

yamaguchi: i like how you guys all just ganged up on him lmao

hoshiumi: you guys are so cronge

hoshiumi: i mean cringe

kuroo: do you even english bro 😂

yahaba: OMG

kenma: if that's not ironic, i am hunting you down rn

oikawa: IM GKING TO PUMMEL YOU WTAF KUROO

daisho: sometimes i just want to ⚰️

tanaka: this chat makes me want to bend spoons

osamu: i blame hinata for this

hinata: withou my help, you would've died of boredom

akaashi: but now we're dying because of the brain tumor this chat has created

hinata: at least it's a sexier death

osamu: what is considered not a sexy death

suga: choking on a carrot

osamu: understandable

shirabu: imagine dying from a fucking baby carrot

yahaba: i would probably laugh at the person

yamaguchi: you guys are so mean lmfao

terushima: but imagine dying before someone else, that's embarrassing

tanaka: fr, like i don't want them to see my dead corpse in the casket

hinata: dead corpses are so scary

kageyama:
if i die first in this gc, pls don't come to my funeral

oikawa: you'll look even more dead as a corpse than you do now

kageyama:
ur dead corpse will have a short ass eyelashes, shut up

sakusa: why the fuck are we talking about goddamn corpses

suna: cuz why not