the official hooligans || haikyuu chatfic

chapter 6

million dolla puthay

10:47 pm

kageyama:
guys help

tsuki: if you aren't dying, pls shut up

kita: one day he will actually be dying and we would probably ignore his pleas

terushima: rip kageyama

hinata: he won't be missed

kageyama:
aw, you guys are so sweet BUT

kageyama:
im at a supermarket and there's people my age here, im terrified

oikawa: LMFAO, are you that scared of human interaction

kageyama:
YES WTH, AND THEYRE TALLER AND ME

osamu: just avoid them, simple

kageyama:
i tried but they're everywhere, there are like 11 of them

bokuto: JEEZ 11 ????

yaku: it's like you forgot you're talking to 40 people on the phone rn

tendou: fr, i forget im in a gc with 38 grown men, excluding kiyoko and yachi

kageyama:
but it's different 😕

kageyama:
im literally just standing here LOL

yamaguchi: PLS i would too tbh

kageyama:
THANK YOU, you're the only one who gets me

yamaguchi: social anxiety buddies 😆

kageyama:
yes 😍😍

suga: aww, they're bonding over mental illnesses #bestfriends #bffs

oikawa: 😇🙌

tendou: i use that emoji combo way too much

yamamoto: fr

kageyama:
STOP THEY SAW ME BYE

tanaka: RIP

atsumu: LMFAO

kageyama:
i will literally drop all of my groceries to get out of this situation

tsuki: then do it, i dare you

kuroo: it doesn't have to even be a dare for him to do it, cmon man i thought you were smart

tsuki: at least i don't have crusty ass hair

tsuki: every time u shake ur head, dandruff flies everywhere

noya: this interaction pretty sus

semi: hella flirty too

iwaizumi: enemies to lovers type of shit going on here, am i right ??

suga: YES, YOURE SO RIGHT

tsuki: WTF NO

kuroo: i wouldn't mind 😇