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Amari: I would never say that Yasuda is a bitch and I don't don't like him. That's not true... My partner is a bitch and I love him so much!
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Yasuda: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
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Takanori: Damn, the power went out.
Shaisho: Don't worry, I got this.
Shaisho: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Takanori: What-?
Shaisho: I swallowed a glow stick!
Takanori, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Amari: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Yasuda: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Amari: Th-that's not how that works-
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Amari: You're jealous.
Yasuda: Jealous?
Amari: That's why you were being so negative about this.
Yasuda: That's absurd. I'm always negative.
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Shaisho: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Senmoka: Please, just say fuck.
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Shaisho: I'm here for the cult stuff.
Hiromi: How did you find us?
Shiroi: We saw your ad on craigslist.
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Yasuda: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Amari: Not by the law!
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Joseph: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Goman: Yes. Absolutely.
Joseph: When?
Goman: When you're right
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Rozumari, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Shaisho: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Shaisho:
Shaisho: It's perfume.
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Kiyoi: D-do you want to play 20 Q-questions?
Marcus: Sure!
Marcus: What's your favorite color?
Kiyoi, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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Amari, investigating a body: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Yasuda: Aren't you forgetting something?
Amari: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Yasuda's forehead before running out.*
Yasuda, completely red: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you!?
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Amari: We all have our demons.
Amari, grabbing Yasuda: This one's mine.
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HumorWelcome! If you're here you most likely read Blind War! I hope you enjoyed it well this time we have new characters and an actually canon ship!
