Bold Elizabeth meets Canon Meliodas

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C. Meliodas: Yo!

B. Elizabeth: Yo!

(1 second later...)

C. Meliodas: When you squeeze a boob, you don't want to squeeze it to the point where it'll be painful, but enough to make a girl moan.

B. Elizabeth: Mhm, the same can apply to pecks. You know, they're a lot like boobs if they're big enough.

C. Meliodas: Which is better? Chest or butt?

B. Elizabeth: Why choose? They both get adorable reactions out of my Meliodas. ☺️

C. Meliodas: Yeah, same for my Elizabeth. 😌
Speaking of which...

B. Elizabeth: 😏

C. Meliodas: 😏

(Not even a millisecond later-)

Here we have some wild perverts in their natural habitat, where they are currently "playing" with their respective victims.
The victims shriek and squealed, but their cries for help were not heard.

C. Elizabeth: EEEEEKKKK!!! S-SIR MELIODAS!!!
S. Meliodas: GET THE HELL OF ME, Y-YOU PERV!!!
B. Elizabeth and C. Meliodas: NI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI-

The End

(My condolences to Swap! Meliodas and Canon! Elizabeth. 😔)

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