One time a poop named toot tooted a hoot.
But the hoot broke and toot felt as useless as the broken hoot.
But in flash of light a bowl appeared and said "come on , toot! let's go on an adventure and get you the hoot of the evil toilet bowl Queen so you can toot once more!"
And so in a flash hoot wailed a retarded cry of war that sounded more like some guy with puberty attempting to sing Adele and hopped into the suspiciously stinky bowl.
And so the dangerous,life-risking quest all to get the stupid hoot began.
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hi this is my first time posting something so I'm getting used to it and just writing trash. haha. dont think anyone would read this.....yeah. sigh. I should write proper stories.....
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The adventures of Poop
AdventureA useless poop named toot broke his hoot and thus his adventure with the mysterious bowl to steal the legendary hoot of the evil toilet bowl queen begins. A nonsensical story I wrote in 2013 as a comical form of chemotherapy stress relief :)
