Went far, far back in WIPs and found my first groupchat that I never posted so instead of actually posting it here are some highlights
Toga has changed Toga's name to Stabchan
Stabchan has changed Kurogiri's name to DearMother
Big Sis Mag has changed Big Sis Mag's name to MagnetTrain
Stabchan has changed Dabi's name to Brother
Brother has changed Brother's name to PunkRockEmo
PunkRockEmo has changed Hawks's name to BigBird
BigBird: I thought u loved me, why
PunkRockEmo: My only love is MCR
Shigaraki: That's a whole mood right there-
Stabchan has changed Shigaraki's name to GropeyThanos
BigBird: I spit out my strawberry milk, Toga wtf
GropeyThanos: I feel so disrespected
PunkRockEmo: I NEED AN I N H A L E R P L E A S E
DearMother: This is a mistake
BigBird: You just noticed???
Stabchan: I mean- Shigaraki is like Thanos but he has to touch the person! So GropeyThanos
PunkRockEmo: PLEASE NO ENDGAME/INFINITY WAR REFERENCES, I WOULD CRY IF I WAS ABLE TO
BigBird: ...I don't wanna go Mister Stark... Please Mister Stark I don't wanna go...
GropeyThanos: You sir are the real villain here
BigBird: I'm sorry Im a chaotic blonde but if it makes you feel better that hurt me way more than it hurt you
GropeyThanos: M a k e A n o t h e r R e f r e n c e A n d I W i l l T h r o w H a n d s
BigBird: I have a serious question though-
BigBird: Am I the only one who thinks boss has a hand kink???
GropeyThanos: .... fucKEN HELL???
Stabchan: I mean he does wear hands all over his body-
MagnetTrain: Another word for father is Daddy-
BigBird: Shit u rite
PunkRockEmo: So does that means hes being groped not the actual groper?
BigBird has changed GropeyThanos's name to HandKink
HandKink: Oh how I hate you all
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DearMother: ...
BigBird: I'M BETTING ON CUMPRESS
BigBird: *CUMPRESSION
BigBird: **COMPRESS
PunkRockEmo: How'd you fuck that up so badly
BigBird: Stfu
Stabchan has changed Mr. Compress's name to Cumpressin
Cumpressin: What kind of unholy person are you
PunkRockEmo: I'm a Satanist
BigBird: I'm a hoe
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BigBird: ...What did I just witness, holy christ and savior please give me eye bleach
Mom: What happened?
BigBird: Dabi came in screaming "ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST" and then he bit Shigaraki and screamed "NO HOMO" as he ran away
Mom: PFFFT-
DogsRCute:
BigBird: And now Shigaraki is completely breaking down in a gay panic and hes about to die
BigBird: But before I help him
BigBird: ISWQJFIEWGFIEWKNCW LMAOTHATWASSMOOTHASFUCK NWOCHWIUFHEIWFNCEOWI
Mom: ...
BigBird: Okay Im done now
Mom: I'm 50% sure he's high on cookies?
PunkRockEmo: Nope, I haven't even ate any sweet or drank anything today
DogsRCute: YOULILSHITWHATTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHYOU
PunkRockEmo: You know you loved it ;)
DogsRCute: YOU LEFT A FUCKING BITE MARK ON ME WTF
PunkRockEmo: ;)
BigBird: D o N o t E n g a g e H i m
BigBird: HE DOES WEIRDER SHIT THAN THIS, ONCE HES MADE YOU A TARGET IT ONLY GOES DOWNHILL FROM THERE
Mom: Are you a target too?
PunkRockEmo: ;)
Mom: ...
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HotDaddy: One question, why is Hawks baby doll?
BirdThot: They said I was too cute to be a daddy and I give off bottomvibes
BirdThot: Cant argue with that
BunnyThot: Its okay bby doll we love you even if you cant top a woman
BirdThot: Stfu
HotDaddy: I love this already
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this is t o t a l l y not a filler *sweating nervously*
