Hawks: Hi my name is Keigo and I fear owls
Hawks: Why do I fear owls?
Hawks: Because they love to go and kill Red-Tailed Hawks's chicklets
Hawks: I'm at a zoo right now with Tokoyami and the owl is staring at me
Hawks: H E K N O W S
Hawks: I will protect Tokoyami from that owl
Hawks: I will slaughter that owl
YoungestPeppermint: I hate you. Mr. Aizawa was just talking to me when my phone started buzzing and we had to read this with our own two eyes.
Hawks: NO I SEE HIM
Hawks: THAT SNEAKY LIL BASTARD MIGHT TRY TO EAT TOKOYAMI
Hawks: THIS IS SERIOUS
YoungestPeppermint: @Everybody come and see this
TheMemeingPeppermint: Please dont do this to me I'm at work rn
YoungestPeppermint: Suffer.
Hawks: I am 1000% serious that owl knows whats up and I will murder it
Hawks: IT JUST CHIRPED AT ME
Hawks: IT CHIRPED 'Ooh chicklet' AT ME
Hawks: OH THATS IT
Hawks: IM 'BOUT TO KICK THIS BIG EYED NERD-BIRD
TheMemeingPeppermint: You can understand bird???
Hawks has added Emo Chicklet to the chat
Emo Chicklet: The owl just chirped something at Hawks and he started furiously typing and then he looked like he was about to murder the owl so I'm wondering what is going on in this chat
Emo Chicklet: Oh.
YoungestPeppermint: Lmao
Emo Chicklet: HAWKS-SENSEI NO
TheMemeingPeppermint: I- I am legit laugh-crying in a Starbucks I had to go in the break room to attempt to calm down
Emo Chicklet: Turns out the owl was actually a guy with a quirk who loved to mess with bird-type people and when Hawks hopped in the exhibit and drop-kicked him, he turned back to a human.
Emo Chicklet: The people are congratulating him
Emo Chicklet: If only they knew-
YoungestPeppermint: HAWKS LEGIT JUST HOPPED IN A BIRD CAGE AND DROP KICKED AN OWL I-
PureGreen: I want to scold Hawks. I want to scold him so bAD BUT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Hawks: I knew there was something fishy about that owl
Emo Chicklet: You probably still would've kicked it if it was a real owl
Hawks: True but stiLL MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
YoungestPeppermint: PLEASE LET ME BREATHE
TheMemeingPeppermint: I'M IN STARBUCKS FOR GODS SAKE SOMEBODY MUTE HAWKS
TheSanePeppermint: I am trying.
TheSanePeppermint: I am in a classroom full of children and I'm trying so hard to mute Hawks right now so I don't die of laughter right here.
TheSanePeppermint: He's immune to the mute button.
Emo Chicklet: Humanity is doomed.
Hawks: >:/
