Various x Reader oneshots/stories [Being rewritten]

HEY

HEY DONT SKIP THIS I JUST WANT YOH TO KNOW SOMETHING, YOU SHOULD SKIP THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS!
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AS IN SKIP TO THE 1.2K SPECIAL
IT GETS SO MUCH MORE BETTER THERE I SWEAR
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ALSO, FUN FACT, I HAVE 75 FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH, MY CHILDREN (in somehow I adopted) COKE, END3R, KIRBY, PUFF, LEM, WHITTY, AND MULTIPLE OTHERS, SPEEDRAN ME TO 70 FOLLOWERS AND I DONT THINK COKE IS OKAY(She keeps calling me daddy 😔😭) AND THEY ALSO WANT SOME SCORPION LOLLIPOPS EVEN THOUGH SPIDER IS THE BEST FLAVOR🙄

why are my letters in a weird font wtf

Update: im just gonna continuously make y/n worse with each and every chapter 😍 !