Megs: Hey buddy, you're looking extra gay today?
Op: Hm?
Megs: I mean you look really happy.
Op: Oh if gay means happy then I am extremely straight.
Megs and Ratch:...
..
Raf: Gumdrops and roses and whiskers on kittens.
Ratch: ?
Miko: Sticking my di** in rotisserie chickens.
Ratch: PFFFT-
...
Screamer: I came into the meeting room today. And Megatron! Is hung over!
Screamer: This man's dead! Everyone go on the roof.
Everyone: *goes on the roof*
The Autobots: ?
..
The Autobots: *walk into the Nemesis*
The Autobots: What the fu**-
The Autobots: Is going on here?!
Steve: *writing something while desk is sideways*
The Autobots: How-
Megs: *on the his desk walking into a wall*
The Autobots: WHAT THE FU**?!
...
Smokey: *walks up to Ratchet wearing makeup*
Ratch: *turns* What the hell?
Smokey: *looks like a clown*
Ratch: *confused mother* ????
Smokey: Ratchet this isn't a phase.
Ratch: *takes out cake and just keeps staring* Why...
..
Megs: Hey baby, I made you some food
Orion: Oh really?
Megs: Uh yeah, it's a three piece meal.
Megs: Its SpaghettOs, SpaghettOs, and SpaghettOs. And I couldn't find a spoon so I'm using a table spoon.
Orion: Thanks
Bye!
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Random Tfp stories pt 2
RandomThis is the second book of the last one, if you haven't seen my other one, read that one first then come back to this one.
