ix. pineapples on pizza

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unknown is requesting to chat with you!

accept or deny?

"dude its like 3am who the fuck wants to talk to me?" you mumbled, squinting your eyes at the mysterious messenger. "eh if i die i die."

you pressed accept.

accepted !

loading the chat,,,

loaded!

unknown
Is this pizza hut?

you
yes what do u want

unknown
Can I get a large pepperoni with pineapples

you
no
who orders pineapples with pizza???

unknown
My boss
Now get me that pizza

you

unknown This isn't pizza hut is it

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unknown
This isn't pizza hut is it

you
youre on a messenger app for teens asking for pizza,,
what were u expecting

unknown
You're cool
Join the gc

unknown has requested you to join a group chat!

accept or deny?

"the red flags are everywhere. am i going to ignore them and continue talking to this stranger? fuck yea."

you accepted.

accepted!

loading...

loaded!

welcome to "secret gang dont join"!
lord simp has been added!

unknown
Who was just added?

unknown
Pizza hut guy

unknown
Why would you add the pizza hut guy?

unknown
They seem chill

unknown
YAYYYY NEW PERSON!! ❤️❤️

unknown
All right a new person!
Get them out of here.

unknown
Did they at least get my pizza?

you
so ur the one who likes pineapples on pizza

unknown
And? Get me my pizza

you
lol nah

unknown
Kick them

unknown
but i love them already~ 😍

unknown
You love everyone you meet

unknown
thats because their blood seems so delicious!!
can i have some of ur blood 🔪🩸

you
kinky

you changed "unknown" to "blood kink"

blood kink
see!!! theyre amazing!! i think im in love ❤️😍

you
hell yea time to start a harem
and what does thy call thou
i must set up names

unknown
I can't kick them
Get them out of here

you
because im a ✨god✨

unknown
No
Anyways
Call me Dabi or whatever
Call the pineapple bitch flakes
Call the blood kink bitch whatever
And call the other dude Twice or smthin
Its your phone idfc

you
bet

you renamed three others!

you
all done

you have been renamed to "pizza hut"

pizza hut
very fitting

blood kink
so can we keep themmmmm~
please~

flakey pineapples
Fine...
But I have one rule
Do NOT tell anyone about this chat

pizza hut
lol why
its not like you guys are villains or anything

flakey pineapples
...

daddy
Just don't tell anyone about this group okay??
Even you could follow that rule

pizza hut
i kid i kid
i gotchu all no worries

bipolar
Awesome!
Get out of here!

pizza hut
sooooo
come here often?

flakey pineapples
I regret everything...

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