"Randy wake It's time to train! " I woke up scared I forgot I had to train. When I got up there was almost 100 boonrittos on my table. I guess I had to eat all of them. "There are 90 boonrittos here, you eat 30 for breakfast 30 for lunch and 30 for dinner. " I had No problem eating 90 but I haven't when poop in 2 days. I could not hold that in if I was also gonna eat the special stuff to.
So I got the boonos and good thing for me they were unwrapped. So I ate like 7 in 8 minutes then I ate the rest in like a hour. I was full, I could not even eat one more or I might shart everywhere That's how bad it was. By the time I got comfortable it was lunch, they gave me the boonos and I had an idea. "How about I blend them up with hot sauce then I could win for sure. "
So I got the 60 tacos that were left and got my big blender Sherk bought me and I put all of them in the blender then dumped all my hot sauce in there. Then blended it for about 5 minutes till it was done. Then got my butt cup it was as big as a butt. Poured it all in the cup. And took a big breath and drank, and drank, and drank, and drank, and drank till it was all gone. Then I passed out.
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The big Crap
Non-FictionSo last night me and my old pal Sherk were walking to the nearest taco bell. We were so ready for the contest we have. It was me and shrek poop feast, we see Who can make the biggest do-do.I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win, i've been practicing. like la...
