Unlike everyone else [Mineta x reader]

WOAHHHHJ BIG THINGS 😰😰😰

It had been a while since me and Mineta senpai have been dating and things were off...

He was always distant and never wanted to hang out with me anymore.

So I did what anyone would do. Stalk him.

-after class-
Mineta walked to a coffee shop and sat down at a table. That's odd... he doesn't like coffee, he only drinks monster energy.

He ordered a coffee and waited on his phone.

Then SHE came.

It's was that b—— Catherine... she was basically perfect in every way, think of y/n from wattpad.

Her voice was an UwU voice annoying as hell... and she had the BIGGEST BUHONKERWONKERS like I'm talking basketball sized.

Anyways.

She sat down and her boobs fell and the table which cause Mineta drink to spill on her. Mineta GLADLY wiped it off her 🙄

The talked for a while and then he went back to her place.

It was huge. Like mansion. Like Jeff bezos big.

Hold on....

THIS IS JEFF BEZOSES HOUSE WTF!

So I walked in the back porch cause I'm a bad bihh.

I spied through the secret hole I found.

OMG!!!

Mineta was sitting in her bed and she was in the bathroom. Not good.

When she came out GOD DAMN!!!!!!

SHE LOOKED HOT AS HELL AWOOOGA 😩😩😩😩😩😩

She was wearing lingerie and WOOOO MOMMA

MILKEY PLS

I creamed myself just looking at her 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

But

She stole my man 😒😒😒😒😒😒

So I walked in on them doing the deed.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING U LIL SLUT?! I WILL WHOOP YO ASS BACK TO REALITY!!! YOU GON BE SCARED TO EVER SHOW UR FACE OUTSIDE AGAIN!" I shouted while bursting through the door, but I was to weak. Her momma milkers were to overpowering. I immediately kneeled before her. I creamed at the sight of her.

"Aww look at you kitten... you've made milk for me! UwU." She said bending down squishing me in her bobz. 🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋😋😋

OK YALL COMMENT WHAT SHLULD HAPPEN NEXT!!
A) we all have Seggs together
B) we kill Catherine
C) we kill Mineta and marry Catherine
D) y/n dies because they were suffocated by bobz

😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋