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results of broken condoms

y/n
am i the issue?

my wife
what?

bald mf
what issue???

tall mf
?

y/n
am i the problem?

tall mf
tf you talking bout

y/n
i was in class right and me and this rando was arguing ab dumb shit
and then i said "shut up before i fuck yo dad"
this man starts yelling at me saying
his dad has lung cancer
okay? i'll fuck if he cute😐

bald mf
there's no way you actually said that shit

my wife
please say you're joking

y/n
ong im not

tall mf
you still wanna know if you're the problem?

y/n
yes

my wife
i can't save you this time

bald mf
you gotta be the most stupidest person ik

y/n
same here </3
wait that's not all

my wife
babe what

tall mf
THERES MORE?!?

y/n
yes
so after he said everything ab his dad i said
"and? i'll make yo momma
call me mommy" he was so mad😭

my wife
i might use that one day

tall mf
don't be like her please

y/n
coming from the person
who's obsessed with me🤨

tall mf
obsessed?
you flatter yourself too more

bald mf
i love ya bro but you kinda..

tall mf
kinda what?

my wife
you're obsessed with my wife and ion like it

y/n
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