Brian: Are we in the past?
Bertram: It seems to be so.
Stewie: It says here that this is the Eggipus Dimension, set in the year of 88,000,000 BCB.
Coco: What is BCB an acronym for?
Bertram: Before Crash Bandicoot.
Coco: Oh.
Stewie: My multiverse remote is picking up gravitational energy.
Dr Cortex: Let's go!
The heroes and villains were exploring the Eggipus Dimension.
Bertram: Me and Cortex will make a path for you guys.
Dr Cortex and Bertram went to make a path for the heroes.
With Bertram and Cortex
Dr Cortex: Let's see how these prehistoric predators like my blaster's new settings.
Bertram and Cortex were exploring the Eggipus Dimension.
Dr Cortex: Watch this!
Dr Cortex blockified the chicken sized dinosaur.
Dr Cortex: Ha ha ha! They laughed when you added blockification, Bertram!
Bertram: And who is laughing now? Ha ha ha ha! We are! And you can gelatinize enemies too!
Dr Cortex: Ooh! Bouncy!
Later
Bertram: It's done.
Brian: OK, let's go!
Crash: Shh...
Bertram: A T-Rex. 😨
Stewie: Don't make any sudden moves. Let's just get that mask and get to the Rift Generator fast.
Brian: How do we get there?
Stewie: The gravitational energy is coming from that way.
Bertram: Well, let's go!
T-Rex: RAWR!
Crash: Woah!
Stewie: Run for your lives!
The heroes ran from the T-Rex.
Bender: In here, quickly!
Rocks covered the T-Rex.
Bertram: That was odd.
Stewie: But the T-Rex has been covered in the rocks.
Bertram: This reminds me of Jurassic Park.
Brian: There's the mask!
Lani-Loli: WAKE UP!
???: 😱
Gravity changed direction.
Ika-Ika: Bwah? Goodness, if it isn't Lani-Loli! How are you, brother?
Lani-Loli: Doing fine, Ika-Ika.
Stewie: We have to stop N Tropy from erasing all of existence, Ika-Ika.
Ika-Ika: 😔 When's existence ever done anything for anyone, anyway?
Brian: God, you're kind of a bring down.
Ika-Ika: 😌 Don't mind him, he's always a downer. 😔 Yeah, don't mind me, I don't matter. Nothing matters.
Bertram: We have all four masks! Now to shut down the Rift Generator.
Coco: Sounds like it's time to kick some N Tropy butt!
Crash: 😃
Stewie: Let's go!
To be continued...
Next time Bertram and Cortex will help Crash and Co stop N Tropy from erasing all of existence. See ya later folks!
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Bertram's Adventures of Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time
FanfictionA Bertram from a universe where he was reborn, travels the multiverse to team up with Dr Neo Cortex and Dr Nefarious Tropy to destroy Crash, Coco, Stewie, and Brian (Family Guy belongs to Fox, Crash Bandicoot 4 It's About Time belongs to Activision).
