Bertram: This is the spot where the Rift Generator is located.
Brian: Holy crap! We're in space!
Stewie: It says here that this is the universe of Bermugula's Orbit.
Coco: The year?
Stewie: Okay, that's weird. The year is unknown.
Dr Cortex: Let's shut it down already!
Brian: Let's go!
Dingodile: G'day mates!
Coco: Dingodile?!
Stewie: Bender?!
Dingodile: Easy, chums. If I was here to fight, you'd be cactus.
Bender: We know about the Quantum Rifts.
Mario: We gave them the details about the time and space, thingy.
Luigi: Dingodile here just wants to get home.
Dingodile: I was enjoying the retired life, see. Then I found this robot that came from the future.
Stewie: We get you, dude. Our bad guys had a change of heart too.
Bertram: True.
Dr Cortex: "Bad guys"?
N Tropy: Silence, whelp!
Oxide: But, sir!
Bender: Who the hell is that?
Stewie: That's Nitros Oxide, self proclaimed fastest racer in the galaxy. He once tried to turn our world into a concrete parking lot, but Crash and Co beat him.
N Tropy: You try my patience, Oxide.
Oxide: But...
N Tropy(♀️): Now, now. I'm sure this insect knows how to obey an order.
Tawna, Dr Cortex, and Bertram: N Tropy!
Brian: A female N Tropy?!
N Tropy(♀️): Take your ship to Planet Bermugula and be on the lookout for ships approaching the Rift Generator. We can't afford any unwanted visitors.
Oxide: At once, your foulness!
N Tropy: You manage our affairs with such poise.
N Tropy(♀️): Naturally. As do you.
Stewie: 🤢 That is disturbing!
Coco: 🤢
Mario and Luigi: Mama mia...
Dingodile: Heh heh heh heh...
Bender: What an moron...
Brian: Let's just go already.
The heroes split up in Bermugula's Orbit.
Bertram: We got to find that ship!
Dr Cortex: Ugh, if only I hadn't replaced my blaster's "teleport" with that "hairdry" function!
Bertram and Cortex went to where the ship was.
Oxide: Ship launch in 10, 9... ugh, I should've started at 3. BLAST OFF!
Bertram: We gotta hurry!
Bertram and Cortex tried to stop the ship.
Brian: Oxide's ship! It's getting away!
Oxide: September 9th, entry seven. Dear Diary, that rash still hasn't gone away and...
Bertram: 🤢
Stewie: 🤢
Bertram: You ain't getting away!
Tractor beam... enabled.
Dr Cortex: 😌
Stewie: Bertram and Cortex stopped it.
Brian: Let's go! We'll take Oxide's kart!
Crash, Coco, Stewie, and Brian were unexpectedly tied up.
Brian: What the hell's your problem?!
Tawna: I'm not losing you guys in this dimension too. Mario, Luigi, I'll take it from here.
Coco: But... we're a team...
Bender: What'd we miss? Oh God! I'll get you out of that.
With Tawna
Tawna: Oof! 🤕
N Tropy(♀️): What's the matter, hero? Couldn't solo this one?
Mario: That's enough! Let her go!
Bertram: You've gone way too far, N Tropys!
N Tropy(♀️): The last time I killed her friends, her screams were exquisite.
Stewie: What?!
N Tropy: Delicious.
Tawna: No!
N Tropy: Let's make this fun. Give them a sporting chance!
N Tropy(♀️): Ooh.
Brian: What do you mean?!
N Tropy: Let's see what you mongrels can do as a pack.
Crash, Coco, Stewie, and Brian were teleported somewhere else.
Bertram: I was gonna kill Stewie first!
After the battle
N Tropy: Curse you...
N Tropy(♀️): ... bandicoots!
Stewie: Your time is up, N Tropys!
Brian: We did it!
Tawna: Yeah, we did!
Everyone: YEAH!
Bertram: "Unable to handle even this simplest of tasks", you say?
Dr Cortex: Me nor Bertram no longer have need for our...
Bender: FORE!!!
Dingodile whacked the N Tropys.
Bender: Those N Tropys can bite my shiny metal ass!
Dr Cortex: ...alliance.
Stewie: Now to close the Quantum Rifts.
The Quantum Masks shut down the the Rift Generator closing the Quantum Rifts.
Bender: That's done!
Dingodile: Oy, about my ticket home...
Kupuna-Wa: Right! Now that we've mended things, we can take you anywhere, anywhen... after we rest. For now I can only get us as far as the culinary capital of the universe: Neon City!
Brian: Oh my God! Neon City?
Stewie: I want to see this Neon City!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Akano: 🤤 Nachos.
To be continued...
Next time Bertram and Cortex will head to the Sn@xx Dimension. See ya later folks!
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Bertram's Adventures of Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time
FanfictionA Bertram from a universe where he was reborn, travels the multiverse to team up with Dr Neo Cortex and Dr Nefarious Tropy to destroy Crash, Coco, Stewie, and Brian (Family Guy belongs to Fox, Crash Bandicoot 4 It's About Time belongs to Activision).
