🌈✨1 in 4 = G A Y✨🌈

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A/N: I apologise for the length, it got started and then just kept going 😂


EJ: Hey, did you know that every 1 in 4 people is gay?

Masky: *caught off guard by information* What now?

Ben: Wait, there's 8 of us

Hoodie: That means 2 of us are gay

Toby: I hope they're both Jeff

Jeff: You dumb fucker we're all gay!!

Jane: Jeffery I'm a lesbian you asshole!! 

Clockwork: Bitch you mean we be sexy lesbians!!

Jane: Aw shit you right!!

Masky: What the hell makes you think your sexy?!

Toby: Yeah answer that JANE!!

Jeff: Hey! You should be asking me that!!

Hoodie: HA! Why? You ugly as fuck!!

Jeff: Bitch stfu at least I'm alive!!

Hoodie: Says the one with the 8 year old boyfriend!!

Ben: *neck snap* The fuck you just call me you fat ass burnt piece of dead shit bitch?!

EJ: Don't call my man a shit bitch you fucking delinquent!!

*All eight being arguing*

The other two gays (aka BP & Puppeteer): . . .

BP: I-

Liu: *almost in tears* Don't, you'll only add to the madness

Liu: *resumes beating head against the wall*

Puppeteer: *watching Liu* The fuck...

Jason & Slender (who watched the entire thing): . . .

Jason: That's it, I'm jumping off the roof

Slender: . . .

Slender: I now know the true meaning of suffering

Slender: *deletus himselfus*

Sally: What does fuck mean?

Lazari: *covers the child's ears* I'll tell you when your older

LJ: *is rolling on the floor cackling hysterically*

Nina: *is still locked in the basement*

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