Ben: *in big boss gamer mode*
Jeff: *trying to get his attention* Hey Ben
Ben: *ignores*
Jeff: *sits beside him* Ben
Ben: *ignores again*
Jeff: *pokes him* Ben I know you hear me
Ben: *still nothing*
Jeff: *pulls his ear* Ben
Ben: *ziltch*
Jeff: . . .
Jeff: Time to speedrun this goddamn bitch
Jeff: *goes into 10 second annoying Toby mode*
Jeff: Ben
Jeff: B e n
Jeff: BeN
Jeff: bEn
Jeff: BEN
Jeff: BeEnNyY
Jeff: bEeEnNnYyY
Jeff: BeEeEnNnNyYyY
Jeff: bEnJaMiN
Jeff: bEEeENnNnNyyyYyYyY
Jeff: BENJAMIN
Ben: *absolutely about to lose his shit* WHAT?!
Jeff: . . .
Jeff: oMg I cAn'T DeAl wItH tHiS kInD oF aBuSe iN tHiS mArRiAgE iM dIvOrCiNg YoU
Ben: ...
Ben: Jeff we're not married
Jeff: fAlSeHoOd ThAt iS a LiE *sniffs dramatically*
Ben: *sighs* This bitch- No It's not Jeff
Jeff: yEs iT iS
Ben: No it's not
Jeff: yEs iT iS i CaN pRoVe iT
Ben: How?
Jeff: bRoThA cOmE hErEiSt
Liu: *appears* Wut, and it's hither not hereist
Jeff: i DoN't FuCkInG CaRe JuSt TeLl HiM *more dramatic sniffing*
Liu: Hah?
Jeff: tHe MaRrIaGe iS rEaL!!! 😡😡😡
Liu: Oh
Liu: This again
Ben: Bitch wtf you mean again?!
Liu: *sigh*
Liu: Ben, Jeff is correct about your marriage
Ben:
Liu: I don't fucking know how and he's dumb as hell so he probably doesn't know either 😑
Jeff: aRe YoU mAkInG fUn Of Me YoU fUcKiNg AsShOlE?!
Ben: WHY WASEN'T I TOLD ABOUT THIS??!!
Liu: 😃🍿
Jeff: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW DON'T ASK ME
Ben: WELL I AM ASKING YOU
Jeff: WELL I DON'T KNOW
Ben: YOU SHOULD KNOW
Liu: 😀🍿
Ben: YOU SHOULD KNOW
Jeff: AND WHY IS THAT?
Ben: YOUR THE ONE THAT BROUGHT UP THE MARRIAGE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE
Jeff: WELL IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE GONNA ACT LIKE THIS I WOULD'VE KEPT MY FUCKING MOUTH SHUT
Liu: 😑🍿
Ben: I WISH I COULD KEEP MY FUCKING MOUTH SHUT
Jeff: ME TOO
Ben: OH FUCK YOU
Jeff: FINE WHAT TIME
Liu: 😴🍿
Ben: Wait what?
Jeff: *pAnIcS aT tHe DiScO* wHaT?!
Ben: (◉_◉)
Jeff: ._.
Ben: (◎_◎)
Jeff: ._.
Ben: (。_。)
Jeff: ._.
Liu: X﹃ X🍿
Ben: But like... you wanna go on a date first... or something...
Jeff: I mean, we can if you want to...
Ben: *nods* Ye (◠‿◠)~✧
Jeff: Really?!
Jeff: *is adorable in happy pyshcopathic murderer*
Liu: Hmmm 😑
Liu: Yeah, so aight y'all lame as fuck so imma head out. Bye bitches ✌😒 *disappears*
Ben and Jeff: THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL US YOU GODDAMN FUCKING PEICE OF BITCHASS DICKSHIT EATING MOTHERFUC- *runs out of the room*
Masky, Hoodie, and Toby: *watched the entire thing* . . .
Hoodie: Hehehe 😏
Hoodie: Damn Tim 😏
Hoodie: They fight just like you and Toby do 😏
Toby: Huh? O_O
Masky: WhAt?!
Hoodie: 😏
Masky: Ok well...maybe you aren't exactly wrong...
Masky: *looks at Toby*
Toby: O_O
Toby: Who the hell is Tim and why would I fight with him? O_o
Hoodie: ...
Hoodie: Toby... you're dating Tim
Toby: O_O
Toby: *confused whisper* I thought I was dating Masky... o_o
Masky: ...
Masky: I must be mental as fuck to be in love with this man...
Hoodie: 👁👄👁
Hoodie: ➖👄➖
Hoodie: 👁👄👁
Hoodie: Well goddamn...
Toby: ._.
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