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Cheeku: Hi, hello and welcome to today's episode of Coffee With Cheeku!
Cheeku: Today, unfortunately, a guest will be joining.
Cheeku: Put your hands together and don't clap, for Mr.Nags!
{*Mr.Nags joins the call*}
{*Virat presses the booing button on the crowd reaction*}
Cheeku: Hello, Mr.Nags
Mr.Nags: Hello, Wirat
Cheeku: I'm not happy to have you on this show, but how happy are you?
{*Mr.Nags is very confused*}
Mr.Nags: How come you are so polite with other guests but not me?
Cheeku: Because the other guests I care about
{*Everyone cheers at the savage roast*}
Mr.Nags: I am weary happy to be here
Cheeku: {*muttering*} I'm not
Mr.Nags: Let's get started?
Cheeku: Alright!
Cheeku: This first round is called, Random Questions
Mr.Nags: Alright
Cheeku: Virat Kohli, what do you think when you hear that name?
Mr.Nags: An annoying cricketer who's full of himself
Cheeku: {*deep breaths*}
Cheeku: You've been interviewed by Ash before, who's the better host? Me or Him?
Mr.Nags: Ashwin is my protégé, he's doing decently
Cheeku: {*makes a mental note to tell Ash*}
Cheeku: Inflate-Deflate Strataji
Mr.Nags: I NEED MY COPYRIGHT!
Cheeku: sghfiugherugiperghdifgr
Cheeku: Dev called you the most annoying person in the RCB squad, your thoughts?
Mr.Nags: That insolent little-
Cheeku: I'd be careful, he has more fans than you
Mr.Nags: DO YOU AND WASHINGTON SUNDAR HAVE NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT ROAST ME?
Cheeku: Not our fault that you're an easy target
Virat imagining what would happen if Mr.Nags met Hardik
Cheeku: Alright, do you think that you get enough respect in RCB?
Mr.Nags: Insolent people! None of you respect me
Cheeku: Be glad you're not fired {*muttering*}
Cheeku: I (Virat Kohli) have threatened to throw you out of a plane before, you're thoughts?
Mr.Nags: Someone should go make him do Yoga, so much anger!
Cheeku: {*confused*}
Cheeku: You know, Yoga might be a good idea. I've been tolerating this guy since 2015
Mr.Nags: And, Wirat, is it true that you can find true love by looking for dandruff?
Cheeku: What-?
Mr.Nags: That's how you met Anushka
Cheeku: {*anger rising*}
Cheeku: RIA! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!
Ria: What do you want? {*Ria instructing the cameraman to stop filming*}
Cheeku: Can't I interview someone else?
Ria: No
{*Ria leaves*}
Cheeku: {*struggling to come up with an excuse to leave*}
Cheeku: That's all for this episode of Coffee With Cheeku-
Mr.Nags: WAIT! I haven't told you about all the tortures I go through-
Cheeku: {*cuts the call*}
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I really tortured Virat with this episode didn't I?
Virat will be interviewing Shreyas Iyer next!
You've been pestering me about this episode, no worries! Bc here it comes.
