Virat Kohli was never late.
He always tried to be on time, something he'd learned from Virender Sehwag. But little did he know that his beloved wife, Anushka Sharma, had turned off his alarm. While Virat slept peacefully, Ria's throat was parched from yelling at Hardik to call Virat.
Anushka had crept away silently towards the set of the Tea Tent. The only person in the entire setup who seemed happy was the cameraman.
Hardik was sprawled on the host couch with a cold cup of tea near him. A soft snore escaped his lips, he was quite literally sleeping with his eyes open.
Anushka cleared her throat, waking him. He rose to his feet, his ears pink with embarrassment.
"Hardik, can you come with me for a second?" Anushka donned her bhabi personality, Hardik nodded almost instantly. She led him towards a storage closet, sending a sly wink towards the camera which was rolling.
"Nat is waiting for you inside." She pointed at the door, and shrugged casually, "She told me to bring you, she seemed mad."
Hardik gulped visibly, sending a silent prayer to the heavens, he entered the closet. In a lightning flash move, another woman locked the door. She had tanned skin with almond brown eyes.
She turned to the camera with a cheeky grin, "Today on the Tea Tent, there will only be two new hosts!"
"Deepika Padukone," The tall and tanned woman flashed a charming smile,
"And Anushka Sharma," Anushka raised her hand for a high-five, which Deepika obliged to.
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Ria: ACTION!
{ The Camera Man's hopes and dreams are crushed }
Anushka: Today me and Deeps here will interview two more powerful women!
Deepika: Let's welcome the all India radio of Bollywood, Ranbir Kapoor!
Anushka: And one of the best in the industry, Ranveer Singh!
{ *They enter*}
{*Cue the drooling*}
Anushka: I locked Hardik in a closet for this opportunity to embarrass you two, 👏👏
Deepika: {*grins cause she had the same exact plan*}
Ranveer: Where's Virat?
Anushka: Sleeping,
Ranveer: {*confused because he thought Virat hosted the show*}
Ranveer: Hardik?
Deepika: Locked in a closet.
{*Hardik's distant yelling of 'Someone Help me'*}
Anushka: Alright, let's start with a super controversial question.
Ranbir: Tu Karan Heh Kya? {*snickers*} (Translation: Are you Karan?)
Anushka: Does it look like I'm wearing a striped suit?
Ranbir: I mean you've worn one before-
Anushka: Just shut up.
Deepika: {*enjoying the bickering*}
Ranveer: {*wondering if he entered the right set*}
Anushka: Ranbir, since you worked with both of us, {*gestures to Deepika*}
Deepika: Who did you enjoy working with more?
Ranbir: {*gulps*}
Ranveer: {*realizes he is in the right set, and that he needs to get the hell out of here*}
Ranbir: On a personal level, I have to say Anushka. I know her a lot more, and the two of us just stick together.
Ranveer: Yaar, did someone apply glue onto your side and stick her to you? 'Stick Together' it seems.
Deepika: {*laughing*}
Deepika: Alright, since both of you dated me, is there that ex rivalry going on?
Ranveer: Not one bit, he's my bro.
Ranbir: {*SRK style turns to Ranveer*} Bro!
Ranveer: Bro!
{ Ranveer and Ranbir look so emotional, hugging each other.*}
Anushka: Stop please, none of us here are Karan Johar.
Deepika: {*bursts out laughing*}
Deepika: Alright, so Ranbir being an All India Radio, tell us some news.
Ranbir: Anushka, Please don't kill me, I like being alive.
Anushka: {*wondering what he's gonna say*}
Ranbir: We all went to Paris for the shooting, and I saw her talking to someone on the phone. Being the amazing friend I was, I eavesdropped. I found out that she was talking with Virat.
Deepika: {*glances at Anushka*} Oh?
Ranbir: She caught me at one point, and started chasing me around with a handbag. A day after, some of us were playing cricket, she joined us. She took a catch in the deep.
Ranveer: This part I know! We all started teasing her by asking where she learnt cricket from.
Deepika: Oh gods! remember the time in Karan's house where she was teaching one of the boys about cricket?
Ranbir: She left the party three minutes after we started teasing her!
{ Virat bursts in, and glances at the show }
Anushka: ...Hi?
Ranveer: Pakadhe Gai {*snickers*} (Translation: You got caught)
Anushka: Wait a minute... if your here...
{*Virat is confused*}
Anushka: WHO'S WITH MY PRECIOUS VAMIKA? {*rage mom mode activated*}
{*Entire set disappears the moment Anushka is trigged*}
{*Virat Kohli is running home*}
