Authors Note: Sanjana is too busy and so is Jassi, so the two of them will be on the show AFTER ishan and rishabh
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Hardik: Hello, and Hi!
Virat: They're the same thing, Hardik. They're both greetings
Hardik: Bhaiya please. This is my show.
Virat: Excuse me? I'll leave then-
Hardik: BHAI! PLEASE-
Hardik: Hello, and Welcome. { *Glares at Virat*}
Virat: In Today's Episode we're welcoming not TWO but FOUR young talents!
Hardik: Put your hands together--
Virat: Are they going to say 'Namaste'? Why are you asking them to put their hands together,
Hardik: Clap your hands.
Hardik: There, happy?
Virat: Maybe
Hardik: Let's welcome Shubman Gill and Ishan Kishan!
Virat: Along with Washington Sundar and Rishabh Pant!
{ *All Four Come In*}
{*Cameraman sighs with relief that he won't feel single today*}
Ishan: I have a complaint,
Virat: Kya?
Ishan: In the first episode we had Karan, that's alright just one single dude.
Ishan: In the next one was, Virushka. Great they were #couplegoals
Ishan: And then Mayank and Ashita, and today Jassi and Sanjana were supposed to come
Hardik: Are you going to tell us your complaint or continue narrating the schedule of the Tea Tent?
Ishan: My Complaint is, why the heck did you bring me here with this guy? {*Gestures To Shubman*}
Hardik: Wait... are you a couple?
Shub and Ishan: NO! NEVER-
Shub: What we're asking is why bring us to a couples show?
Virat: Ask Ria or somethin-
{*Rishabh and Washee's bromance going on in the side*}
Virat: Arrey yaar! It's Kulcha 2.0!
Hardik: Get your butts on the chairs so that we can get this interview over with,
{*The only happy person in the entire set is the cameraman, he won't have to feel single today*}
Virat: First Question, Messi or Ronaldo
Ishan: Ronaldo
Shub: Ronaldo
Rishabh: Ronaldo
Washi: Ronaldo
Hardik: Bhai, why do you ask everyone this?
Virat: They're on my team, I have to make sure I don't have any backstabbers called 'Messi Fans' in my team.
Hardik: Right, let's play a game.
Hardik: It's called Two Truths and A Lie
Hardik: Right so there will be two truths and a lie, but you have to also guess who it is.
Hardik: First one,
I have played with the two of you during U19 days.
I don't have a girlfriend
I've debuted before Rishabh
Rishabh: Hands Down Washi, and the lie is three.
Ishan: Uh... Wash? A little help
Wash: Shubman, why are you so silent?
Shub: I have to agree with Rishabh,
Wash: I'm offended, only Rishabh knew that it was me.
{*Rishabh and Washi high five*}
Wash: So yeah, I played with Ishan and Rishabh during 2019 U19, and I didn't debut before Rishabh.
Ishan: Wait.. You don't have a girlfriend?
Wash: WHY DOES EVERYONE BRING THAT UP?
Hardik: Alright next round, How well do you know me.
Hardik: We're going to ask a series of questions about Shubman and you have to answer them.
Ishan: Okay,
Virat: Has Shubman Scored 350 Runs in a single innings before?
Washi: Yes,
Virat: Pakka Washee?
Washi: Yep
Ishan: No, I think he might have scored like 200ish but 350?
Rishabh: Yeah, I don't think so either
Shub: Washi, your my new favorite friend.
Shub: I love how much confidence you have in me, Rishabh and Ishan
Ishan: BRO! YOU ACTUALLY SCORED 350?
Shub: I've scored 400 before,
Shub: During U16 days I scored 350
Wash: Ha! {*high fives Shubman*}
Virat: Viewers, we've found our next Ashwin.
Hardik: The next human cricket info book-
Virat: Alright next question is about Ishan, Is Ishan Superstitious?
Shub: Nope,
Washi: ...No?
Rishabh: I don't think so
Ishan: Wow, you guys hang out with me too much. You all got it right.
Virat: Alright next one is about Rishabh, Is Rishabh the 5th youngest players to lead an IPL side?
Shub, Washi, and Ishan: Yes.
Hardik: Kitna speed!
Ishan: He never lets us forget it like at the middle of the night you'll get a message,
Shub: You'll wake up, completely panicked, and be like: IS HE OKAY?
Washi: And the message would end up being 'Currently in a meeting as captain, message me later!'
Shub: Like bro, we didn't even message you! AND WHO HAS A MEETING AT 12 AM?
Rishabh: {*Laughing at how annoyed they are*}
Shub: Did I ever rub it in his face that I was the winning vice-captain of the U19 cricket team?
Ishan: I WAS HIS CAPTAIN DURING HIS U19 DAYS!
Washi: And I was that all-rounder chilling in the side 😎😂
Hardik: {*high fives Washi*}
Virat: Alright so that's not all for this episode of The Tea Tent
Hardik: Tune in tomorrow for the continuation of this Wholesome Foursome!
