Hardik: Hello, everyone.
Hardik: Welcome, the very first episode of The Tea Tent!
Hardik: A show where I'll be fifty times more controversial than my first ever guest.
Hardik: Don't applaud, because here comes Karan Johar!
{*Camera shifts To Karan*}
{*Karan is glaring at Hardik*}
Hardik: Let's welcome my co-host, the amazing Indian Cricket Team Captain.
Hardik: VIRAT KOHLI!
Virat: Hey, Hardik
Hardik: How are you Virat?
Virat: Good, thank you very much. How are you?
Hardik: Great!
Karan: (*polite cough*)
Virat: Hardik, go get him some cough medicine. Preferably some of the bitter ones.
Hardik: Dang, Virat! You're on fire
Karan: Virat, what did I ever do to you?
Virat: A few things, I'll take the time to list them. 1) Anushka told me what type of person you are. Second, you insulted my kiddo, Rahul.
Hardik: (*Polite Cough*)
Virat: You're excused, Hardik.
Hardik: I was there too, in the Koffee With Karan episode
Virat: I Know, I'm playing favorites 😙
Hardik: I know you love me,
Virat: Sure, let's go with that.
Karan: Excuse me?
Virat: You're excused
Hardik: (*snickering*)
Hardik: Alright the first round is simple, we ask you a ton of questions that are super controversial and will embarrass the heck out of you.
Karan: *silence*
Virat: I'll ask the first question,
Virat: You're trolled brutally for being the flag bearer of nepotism. Would you deny this accusation?
Karan: Of course-
Virat: Really? You launched Varun Dhawan and Alia Bhat, Ananya Pandey-
Karan: Why don't I get the credit of Siddarth Malhotra?
Karan: I launched a few dozen directors as well
Virat: Can you name them?
Karan: uh... I...
Hardik: This is fun, I get why he likes his show now!
Hardik: So... Anushka Sharma, My Bhabi, was going to file a sexual harassment case on you, and so was Jaqueline. What about these accusations?
Virat: (*Cracking knuckles*)
Virat: Be honest, Anushka Sharma's beloved Husband, who has more influence than you is watching you...
Karan: ...
Karan: I think I have more influence-
Virat: Who's the one who has over 100 Million Followers?
Karan: ... You...
Virat: Who has fans?
Karan: You...
Virat: Who here has the support of Ranbir Kapoor, MS Dhoni, Sachin Tendulkar, and I can name so much more...
Karan: You...
Virat: I'd be careful in what you say, 😁
Hardik: Besides, Anushka Sharma has a few cricket teams who are willing to beat up people for her.
Virat: Specifically a few people named KL Rahul and Hardik Pandya
Hardik: Don't forget Steve Smith, he's a rather big fan of Anushka. So are a few Aussie cricketers.
Karan: (*gulp*)
{Fans are cheering}
Karan: I do admit, I had a bit of a crush on her-
Virat: EXCUSE ME?!
Hardik: (*grinning cause Virat will destroy Karan*)
Virat: Moving on, answer the question
Karan: Like I said, I had a crush...
Virat: You're also one of the most hated men in the world, which a lot cricketers agree with.
Hardik: What's your reaction to that?
Karan: ...
Karan: Can I go-?
Ria: I'm the director, and I say no.
Virat: A Person once said, that they'd give the book for film direction for dummies to you.
Karan: Ouch... I beg to disagree
Hardik: I have to agree with Imran Khan, he's speaking the truth.
Hardik: What college did you go to?
Karan: ...
Virat: What made you want to ruin the name of Bollywood movies?
Hardik: Excuse my amazing captain, he means why did you decide to direct movies?
Karan: I love making up stories, and I thought why not share it with the world
Virat: Keep it to yourself buddy,
Virat: A lot of accusations have been made at you, but this one is the most recent
Virat: Sushant Singh Rajput
Virat: MS was good friends with the guy, and I saw him a lot around the team.
Hardik: amazing guy...
Virat: So. People say that his death is on your hands, what's you're response?
Karan: He and I were close-
Virat: See! Lying!
Karan: Fine, he and I had our share of disagreements. But that doesn't mean I wanted to kill him-
Hardik: You know, let's bring our speacial guest
{KL Rahul Joins The Call}
Rahul: Hey, Hardik and Virat
Virat: Hey,
Karan: {*cursing himself for agreeing to the interview*}
Virat: Anything you want to say to Karan, Rahul?
Rahul: Nothing, he's not worth using up a whole three seconds for
