(Godzilla and other related monsters belong to Toho)
Things you don't say to your wife. . .
Godzilla(Anthro): 🎶Honey, have you gained some weight in your rear
end?🎶
Mothra(Anthro):
Godzilla: 🎶That dress you wear reminds me of my EX girlfriend🎶
Mothra: [Triggered meme]
Godzilla:*All beat up* 🎶 And if you wish to live a long and happy life, these are things you don't say to your wife. . .🎶
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Femuto(Anthro): *Blabbering loudly*
Rodan(Anthro):*grabs radio and plays that "Sweet but a psycho" song*
Femuto: Why'd you play that song?
Rodan: Because you're sweet but a psycho.
Femuto: I'm "sweet but a-" WHAT!?
Rodan's mind: Run.
Rodan: *Gets up and begins running*
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Spacegodzilla(Anthro): Hmm. . .What's on the radio today on 89.0? *Turns on radio and goes to music channel*
Ghidorah(anthro): You did not just go to music channel 89.0...
*Folk rythm is heard*
Spacegodzilla and Ghidorah: Huh?
Ghidorah: I have a bad feeling about this....
The song: *in folk rythm*🎵Honey, you look like a radish--🎵
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When I am not working on actual fanfics...(randomness+Humor+Oneshots?)
HumorI'm either doing something else,on my original story account,working on my Humor FANFIC thingy,or this...This MIGHT make your day.It's for a good laugh(not always tho). I just might put some art in here as well. And some parts that AREN'T funny,in t...
