*Reads the NES Godzilla creepypasta*
Me:*No reaction*
*Sees a spider*
Me:*Runs as if I just saw a monster*
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Solomon:*Holding a list*I hope nobody looks at my plans while I'm sleeping.
*When Solomon is asleep*
Face:*Looking at his list of plans*
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My OC,Arizia:*Walks into a room*
Red:Hey,Arizia-
Arizia:I HATE YOU ALL!
Red & Everyone else:...
Arizia:*Quickly writes something on a paper,leaves the paper there,and walks into the room she was in beforehand*
Red:*Reads the paper*
The Note:
_______________________________________
Hey Red,Wanna know something...?
I HATE YOU MAINLY,SHITASS.
-Arizia
_______________________________________Red:😑...I knew it would say that.*Tearing the paper*
REVENGE TIME
*Red tosses a Bluetooth player playing the Monsters Inc. Earrape into the room Arizia is sleeping in*
*MONSTERS INC. EARRAPE PLAYS WHILE RED SCREAMS,CAUSING ARIZIA TO WAKE UP INSTANTLY*
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Arizia:Only geniuses can say these for words fast,Eye. Yam. Stew. Ped.
Melissa:*oh please*Nobody would fall for that...
Face:IAMSTUPID!
Face realizing what he has just said:Wait...*Not again,Arizzy*
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Arizia:*reading*
Face:HEY,ARIZZY!
Arizia: Don't call me that.
The next day
Face:ARIZZY,WANNA DO A TRIVIA CHALLENGE!
Arizia:Stop calling me that.
The next day after that
Face:Arizzy,Melissa needs me to ask you something-
Arizia:STOP CALLING ME "ARIZZY".
The very next day
Warlock:Hey uh...*Chuckles*...Arizzy.
Arizia:*Slowly stares at him with a "Bitch don't" facial expression*
A week later
Face:Hey,Arizzy!
Arizia:throws a random object at face.
Face:What?
Arizia:*Holds up middle finger*Fuck off.
Face:You got it!*goes away*
A full month of that nickname later
Warlock:ARIZZY!I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING!
Arizia:WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED HELP WITH!?
Warlock:...Nothing.I just wanted to call you "Arizzy".*Runs off*
Ever since then,Arizia has been called..."Arizzy".
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HumorI'm either doing something else,on my original story account,working on my Humor FANFIC thingy,or this...This MIGHT make your day.It's for a good laugh(not always tho). I just might put some art in here as well. And some parts that AREN'T funny,in t...