Random stuff that probably has some godzilla NES in it

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*Reads the NES Godzilla creepypasta*

Me:*No reaction*

*Sees a spider*

Me:*Runs as if I just saw a monster*

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Solomon:*Holding a list*I hope nobody looks at my plans while I'm sleeping.

*When Solomon is asleep*

Face:*Looking at his list of plans*

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My OC,Arizia:*Walks into a room*

Red:Hey,Arizia-

Arizia:I HATE YOU ALL!

Red & Everyone else:...

Arizia:*Quickly writes something on a paper,leaves the paper there,and walks into the room she was in beforehand*

Red:*Reads the paper*

The Note:
_______________________________________
Hey Red,

Wanna know something...?

I HATE YOU MAINLY,SHITASS.

-Arizia
_______________________________________

Red:😑...I knew it would say that.*Tearing the paper*

REVENGE TIME

*Red tosses a Bluetooth player playing the Monsters Inc. Earrape into the room Arizia is sleeping in*

*MONSTERS INC. EARRAPE PLAYS WHILE RED SCREAMS,CAUSING ARIZIA TO WAKE UP INSTANTLY*

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Arizia:Only geniuses can say these for words fast,Eye. Yam. Stew. Ped.

Melissa:*oh please*Nobody would fall for that...

Face:IAMSTUPID!

Face realizing what he has just said:Wait...*Not again,Arizzy*

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Arizia:*reading*

Face:HEY,ARIZZY!

Arizia: Don't call me that.

The next day

Face:ARIZZY,WANNA DO A TRIVIA CHALLENGE!

Arizia:Stop calling me that.

The next day after that

Face:Arizzy,Melissa needs me to ask you something-

Arizia:STOP CALLING ME "ARIZZY".

The very next day

Warlock:Hey uh...*Chuckles*...Arizzy.

Arizia:*Slowly stares at him with a "Bitch don't" facial expression*

A week later

Face:Hey,Arizzy!

Arizia:throws a random object at face.

Face:What?

Arizia:*Holds up middle finger*Fuck off.

Face:You got it!*goes away*

A full month of that nickname later

Warlock:ARIZZY!I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING!

Arizia:WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED HELP WITH!?

Warlock:...Nothing.I just wanted to call you "Arizzy".*Runs off*

Ever since then,Arizia has been called..."Arizzy".






















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