💛tommy💛

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No need to get aggressive

Harry P: wait does anyone have Voldy's @

Yuna: yes?
Yuna: why 😭

Harry P: add him to this gc
Harry P: not the dr*rry one
Harry P: the insta one so he can't get our numbers

Yuna: uhhh are you sure
Yuna: he's  literally friends w Bellatrix
Yuna: and ... you know... your parents-
Yuna: but then again he was hot as a teen
Yuna: and Bellatrix is just hot in general
Yuna: ok one sec

Yunabergus added lordvoldemort to the group

Harry P: you could have been Immortal Love Rod
Harry P: but you chose Voldemort?

Voldy: shit you're right
Voldy: how long did it take you to come up with that

Harry P: like three hours

Yuna: you also could've
been  "Tom, or Marvel Dildo"

Louis: ooo that's a good one

Harry P: did you just think of that?

Yuna: yeah

Voldy: I'm rethinking everything.

Louis: what about "Old Immortal Lover"

Yuna: omg yesssss

Harry P: how are you coming up with these so quickly

Voldy: stop embarrassing me
Voldy: I can kill you ya know

Yuna: through a phone?
Yuna: lol ok Tom

Voldy: bro stfu no one likes you

Louis: I like her

Harry P: I like her

Liam: I like her

Cedric: I like her

George: I like her

Fred: I like her

Harry S: I like her

Ginny: I like her

Zayn: I like her

Cho: I like her

Hermione: I like her

Niall: I like her

Draco: well

Louis: 🤨

Draco: ugh fine
Draco: she isn't totally obnoxious

Yuna:💛

Voldy: well draco at least my dad doesn't look like a Box Dye model for L'Oréal

Draco: your dad is dead

Voldy: ok yeah but I'm the one who killed him lol
Voldy: and L'Oréal tests on animals

Yuna: I knew there was a reason I didn't like their products

Draco: ok fair point

Louis: are we just ignoring the fact that we're texting a domestic terrorist

Harry S: ^^

Harry P: ok bye Voldemort I'll see you next year when you fail to kill me again <3

Voldy: cya then

hp_chosenone removed lordvoldemort from the group

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