Maybe we should break up

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A/N: we're just gonna pretend SOUR didn't come out in May 😩‼️

Louis: Yuna
Louis: can you break up with me for 34 minutes and 41 seconds

Yuna: Sour by Olivia Rodrigo?

Louis: yes.
Louis: I need to relate to it

Yuna: but I don't wanna break up with you :(

Louis: why not
Louis: just dump me you coward
Louis: go flirt with someone
Louis: you have half an hour to hurt me

Yuna: but I love you and breaking up with you would hurt me tooooo

Louis: that sounds like a you problem.

Yuna: 🧍‍♀️
Yuna: hoe.

Louis: HURT ME OMG ITS NOT THAT HARD
Louis: you can listen to the album too then we'll both suffer
Louis: but we'll ✨enjoy it✨

Yuna: but
Yuna: how about instead
Yuna: I don't break up with you
Yuna: and you just make a fake scenario that I treated you badly and dumped ya :)

Louis: ugh
Louis: but it's not the sameee

Yuna: OMG fine.
Yuna: Louis answer your phone

Louis: no
Louis: break up w me through text
Louis: it'll hurt more :D

Yuna: omg
Yuna: ok
Yuna: Lou, we need to talk.

Louis: about what?
Louis: btw ilysm

Yuna: you're making this really hard ya know 😀

Louis: sorry carry on

Yuna: well I've been thinking about it
Yuna: and I think
Yuna: maybe we should break up.

Louis: what?!
Louis: you're dumping me?
Louis: through text!?

Yuna: I know that we promised to always be partners in crime
Yuna: and I know that you treated me amazing even when I was complete crap
Yuna: but I just dont think that we're meant to be together right now.
Yuna: I love you so much Lou
Yuna: just
Yuna: not in the same way anymore.
Yuna: I'm sorry.

Louis: wow
Louis: I love you so much.
Louis: how could you do this to me, Yuna.
Louis: YOU were the one who first said "forever"
Louis: there's someone else isn't there?
Louis: who is it, Tyrone? Pablo?

Yuna: those are backyardigans characters

Louis: I'm getting in character stfu

Yuna: right right sorry

Louis: we stayed up all night talking on the phone discussing our future
Louis: and now you just wanna throw that all away?
Louis: I should have just fookin slept.

Yuna: Lou I'm sorry

Louis: you don't get to call my Lou anymore.
Louis: you hurt me Yuna.
Louis: I've loved you for so long, and now you're just throwing it all away.
Louis: I'm sorry, I shouldn't be lashing out on you.
Louis: you can't control your VERY REAL feelings.

Yuna: Louis ...

Louis: soulmates in another universe:/

Yuna: yeah...

Louis: see ya in 34 minutes 😝

Yuna: cya 🏃‍♀️

Ginny

Yuna: guess who's technically no longer in a relationshippppp

Ginny: did Louis make you dump him so he could listen to Sour?

Yuna: yeah howd you know?

Ginny: Harry did the same thing.

Yuna: how much you wanna bet that Cho and Hermione are currently single as well

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Ginny: who here dumped their bf today

Yuna: me

Hermione: me

Cho: me

Yuna: freaking knew it

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