Blaise: HEY BITCH
Cormac: ?
Cormac: excuse me?
Blaise: explain yourself
Blaise: did you really think you'd get away with harassing my friends???
Cormac: harassing?
Blaise: hermione and Yuna 🤚
Cormac: oh
Cormac:them
Blaise: yes ThEm
Blaise: now please explain
Blaise: w h y
Blaise: you thought it was a good idea to hit on them, knowing that Hermione and Ron are dating, and asking Yuna for nudes instead of getting to know her like a normal person???
Cormac: I'm here for a good time not a long time 🙃
Blaise: how original.
Blaise added Louis to the conversation
Blaise added Ron to the conversation
Louis: hello.
Ron: Cormac you've really done it this time
Blaise added Hermione to the conversation
Blaise added Yuna to the conversation
Yuna: hi bitch <3
Cormac: I literally only know Blaise Hermione
and Yuna who else is here
Blaise: Ron Weasley and Louis Tomlinson.
Louis: I'm Louis
Ron: Ron
Cormac: ohhhhh Yuna's boyfriend lololol
Cormac: I was beginning to think you didn't exist
Louis: I'm literally in most of your classes.
Ron: you hit on Hermione.
Ron: Knowing she was in a relationship
Ron: with me
Cormac: and I should care about your love life because???
Ron: are you really so mentally ill that you think you can just pluck whatever woman you want out of the ground?!
Hermione: Cormac, imagine, you're best friends with the captain of the quidditch team, and he promises you a spot on the team.
Cormac: well of course he would I'm amazing
Yuna: that was so cheesy...
Yuna: anyways
Yuna: let's say, you basically already have a spot on the team, but your friend later tells you that someone else took your spot because they were better.
Cormac: better than me?!?!
Blaise: you literally didn't make the quidditch team shut up
Hermione: now look at it this way, let's say that you were Ron, and I was the spot on the team. The other person stole your spot, like you tried to steal me away from Ron.
Hermione: make sense???
Cormac: I guess??
Yuna: ok now imagine THIS
Yuna: someone comes up to your parents one morning and asks for all your possessions while you're away at Hogwarts.
Yuna: how would you feel after hearing about that?
Cormac: pissed? Why would they try to ask for all my stuff lmaoooo
Yuna: now let's say your parents actually gave it to the person
Cormac: then I'd be furious
Hermione: now look at it as if Louis was you, Yuna is your parents, her private photos are your possessions, and you are the random person.
Ron: get it now?
Cormac: ...
Cormac: I still don't see the big deal
Hermione removed Cormac from the conversation
Hermione: I hope he chokes.
YOU ARE READING
Texting Louis (but make it at Hogwarts)
FanfictionLouist91 replied to your story Louist91: hey can you send me the homework for Snape's class??? I zoned out and didn't hear what he said 😬 Yunabergus: I would if I had been paying attention 🤸♀️🚊 I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OTHER THAN YUNA...
