miu being kaedes pain in the ass feat. her massive crush on said pain in the ass

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donttalktome: @purplemidget hey

purplemidget: kaede? what is it

donttalktome: come pick up your fucking bestfriend she broke into my house

hyperactivewhore: hey no I didn't you let me in :(

donttalktome: after you knocked on my door for 5 minutes straight 🙂

hyperactivewhore: whatever 😞

hyperactivewhore: I guess since you dont want me here ill just go :(

donttalktome: wait no

donttalktome: I mean- youre already here so you might as well stay ig 🙄

hyperactivewhore: YAY :DDDD 

hyperactivewhore: YOURE THE BEST KAEDE 😭💗

donttalktome: whatever just stop smothering me 😒

-'hyperactivewhore' and 'donttalktome' have gone offline-

emosimp: what kind of tsundere bullshit is this

mikumikuyoucancallmemiku: MY THOUGHT AHAHA

reginageorgeknockoff: might as well be screaming baka at this point

thechillone: the way even maki agrees-

reginageorgeknockoff: I may not want to associate with you weirdos but I'm not stupid

emosimp: you arent?

reginageorgeknockoff: pardon me?

purplemidget: AHAHAH shumai why don't we avoid conflict 😀

emosimp: fine only for you 

mikumikuyoucancallmemiku: simp

donewithyouhoes: simp

ibeatbitchesup: fucking simp

imsickofallofyou: simp

emosimp: ok fuck all of you

-'hyperactivewhore' has come online-

hyperactivewhore: KAEDE PLEASEEEEEEE ☹️🙏🙏🙏

-'donttalktome' has come online-

donttalktome: NO.

hyperactivewhore: LET ME CUDDLE YOU

hyperactivewhore: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

hyperactivewhore: PWETTY PLEASE

donttalktome: NO NOW LEAVE ME ALONE FFS

sociallyawkward: observing

imstraightiswear: 👁️👁️

imstraightiswear: also kiibo why do you always just lurk-

sociallyawkward: :)

imstraightiswear: well that's not unsettling at all

donttalktome: MIU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

hyperactivewhore: Im simply tackling you until you let us cuddle :D

donttalktome: jesus christ- FINE FINE WE CAN CUDDLE.

hyperactivewhore: wait really

hyperactivewhore: I DIDNT EXPECT TO GET THIS FAR

donttalktome: don't get used to it.

purplemidget: asidjknhdjfk-

hyperactivewhore: kaede you are very warm <3

hyperactivewhore: your also squeezing me really tight i cant breathe-

donttalktome: shut up you wanted this didn't you

mikumikuyoucancallmemiku: oOoOoOh~

emosimp: making the most of this huh kaede

donttalktome: your literally the biggest simp I've had the displeasure of meeting you cant say shit

emosimp: why do you guys insist on harassing me like this 

hyperactivewhore: we should cuddle more often matsu 💗

donttalktome: whatever

donttalktome: sure i guess

hyperactivewhore: yay!!!!!!!!

mikumikuyoucancallmemiku: DID SHE-?

mikumikuyoucancallmemiku: say Y E S ?

notyourfuckingmother: well that was unexpected

mikumikuyoucancallmemiku: HHHEHEEHHE

-'mikumikuyoucancallmemiku' has screenshotted the chat-

donttalktome: delete that shit rn.

donttalktome: right fucking now.

mikumikuyoucancallmemiku: nuh uhhhhhhh

hyperactivewhore: whats wrong kaede? you embarrassed 👁️👅👁️

donttalktome: no its just

donttalktome: just

donttalktome: AGH WHATEVER I DONT CARE

hyperactivewhore: aww youre so cute when youre flustered 🥺💗

donttalktome: SHUT UP 

hyperactivewhore: geez sORRY don't get ur panties in a bunch bakamastu 

donttalktome: 😒

notyourfuckingmother: well this was an interesting turn of events

purplemidget: agreed-

hyperactivewhore: kaede fell asleep omigod shes so cute

hyperactivewhore: ACKKKKKK

hyperactivewhore: ADHSVFKNJDMLK <3

donewithyouhoes: i have to admit yall r rlly cute together

imstraightiswear: right 

imsickofallofyou: k you had your fun now calm down and stop spamming the chat

mikumikuyoucancallmemiku: we weren't even-

imsickofallofyou: shut up

mikumikuyoucancallmemiku: meanie D:

-everyone has gone offline-









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