A/N: this is gonna be in a different gc this time with Kokichi, Shuichi, Kaede, and Miu bc i hc them as a lil friend group
oh yh ur also gonna see how cock itchy acts with ppl he's close with
and kaede is less of a cold bitch <3
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hyperactivewhore: hey WHORESSSSS
purplemidget: besty 😩
emosimp: lmao hi miu
donttalktome: hi ig
hyperactivewhore: so like I'm rlly bored can we meet up 🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
donttalktome: don't e v e r use that fucking emoji again
purplemidget: JNNDSHBJKDJKS
purplemidget: also yh miu I'm down
emosimp: yall can come over to my house
hyperactivewhore: YAY WE GET TO BE AT SHUICHIS RICH ASS UNCLES HOUSE
donttalktome: please-
purplemidget: YUHHHH
purplemidget: ill be there in 20
donttalktome: yh same
emosimp: aight see yall soon
-time skip to when everyone is there and already settled in shuichis room-
-this will also be irl btw-
purplemidget: hsdahsadhbgdhk say it again-
purplemidget: miu what we is-
hyperactivewhore: #4lifers 🤪
purplemidget: #4lifers 🤪
hyperactivewhore: HAHJSVHFSDKFJSHKJSD
purplemidget: BAHAHASHJAHDSJHAJSHSKSSH
hyperactivewhore: IM FUCKING CRYING REAL TEARS
purplemidget: *WHEEZE*
purplemidget: IM DYING
purplemidget: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEELLLLL
hyperactivewhore: PLEASE IM GONNA CHOKE
donttalktome: *on her phone not even bothering with their bullshit*
emosimp: are you two ok 💀
hyperactivewhore: n-*COUGH* nO-
purplemidget: MIU ARE YOU FUCKING CHOKING IDFHBDSKJJFKDSML
hyperactivewhore: yE-*COUGH* YES- CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME SOME WATER-
purplemidget: you see i would
purplemidget: but you called me short 3 days ago
purplemidget: choke whore
hyperactivewhore: OH FU-*COUGH* FUCK YOU KOKICHI *COUGH COUGH*
donttalktome: jesus christ.
donttalktome: let me go get your stupid ass some water before you die
-'donttalktome' left for a glass of water for miu-
purplemidget: ok but how fucking embarrassing would it be to die from choking on air
emosimp: PFFFFT-
hyperactivewhore: KOKICHI YOU ARENT *COUGH* HELPING MY SITUATIONJFNHDJK *COUGH*
purplemidget: no because think about it.
purplemidget: imagine your fucking 3rd cousin twice removed at your funeral going "oh my goodness..i never really knew her but this is still quite sad, i cant believe shes dead! Wait how did she die anyway?"
purplemidget: "She choked on air or something"
emosimp: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-
-'donttalktome' returned to the room-
donttalktome: god i left you guys alone for 5. MINUTES.
donttalktome: just fucking drink this miu
hyperactivewhore: *cough* thanks matsu-
-time skip lol till like 2 am where everyone is high on sleep-
emosimp: kokichi can i like kill ur dad
emosimp: pls
purplemidget: shumaiiiiiiiii we've talked about this
purplemidget: you'll go to jail and i cant have you going to jail
emosimp: oh yeah
emosimp: fuck
hyperactivewhore: should i be concerned that kokichi is only worried about the fact that shuichi might go to jail and not the fact that hes trying to fucking kill his dad
donttalktome: most likely but then you would have to question all the other shit he does
hyperactivewhore: true
purplemidget: my dad is such a #girlboss
hyperactivewhore: lets do the thingnjkmvdsl
hyperactivewhore: #gaslight
purplemidget: #gatekeep
hyperactivewhore: #girlboss
purplemidget: BAHAHAHAAHAHBDSJKAJDKL
hyperactivewhore: JAHSJSKDJDKSL
donttalktome: both of you shut up its time to get to fucking bed.
emosimp: yeah I'm getting tired
hyperactivewhore: both of you are W E A K L I N G S
purplemidget: ikr
-2 minutes later-
emosimp: they're both asleep arent they?
donttalktome: yup.
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FanfictionJust a stupid pregame chatifc lmao- !NO TOXIC SHIPS HERE! ships shuichi x kokichi kaede x miu kaito x maki himiko x tenko rantaro x korekiyo x angie if you dont like feel free to leave :D now then lets begin the crack 😩