#gaslight #gatekeep #girlboss

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A/N: this is gonna be in a different gc this time with Kokichi, Shuichi, Kaede, and Miu bc i hc them as a lil friend group 

oh yh ur also gonna see how cock itchy acts with ppl he's close with

and kaede is less of a cold bitch <3

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hyperactivewhore: hey WHORESSSSS

purplemidget: besty 😩

emosimp: lmao hi miu

donttalktome: hi ig

hyperactivewhore: so like I'm rlly bored can we meet up 🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

donttalktome: don't e v e r use that fucking emoji again

purplemidget: JNNDSHBJKDJKS

purplemidget: also yh miu I'm down

emosimp: yall can come over to my house

hyperactivewhore: YAY WE GET TO BE AT SHUICHIS RICH ASS UNCLES HOUSE

donttalktome: please-

purplemidget: YUHHHH

purplemidget: ill be there in 20

donttalktome: yh same

emosimp: aight see yall soon


-time skip to when everyone is there and already settled in shuichis room-

-this will also be irl btw-


purplemidget: hsdahsadhbgdhk say it again-

purplemidget: miu what we is-

hyperactivewhore: #4lifers 🤪

purplemidget: #4lifers 🤪

hyperactivewhore: HAHJSVHFSDKFJSHKJSD

purplemidget: BAHAHASHJAHDSJHAJSHSKSSH

hyperactivewhore: IM FUCKING CRYING REAL TEARS

purplemidget: *WHEEZE*

purplemidget: IM DYING

purplemidget: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEELLLLL

hyperactivewhore: PLEASE IM GONNA CHOKE

donttalktome: *on her phone not even bothering with their bullshit*

emosimp: are you two ok 💀

hyperactivewhore: n-*COUGH* nO-

purplemidget: MIU ARE YOU FUCKING CHOKING IDFHBDSKJJFKDSML

hyperactivewhore: yE-*COUGH* YES- CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME SOME WATER-

purplemidget: you see i would

purplemidget: but you called me short 3 days ago

purplemidget: choke whore

hyperactivewhore: OH FU-*COUGH* FUCK YOU KOKICHI *COUGH COUGH* 

donttalktome: jesus christ.

donttalktome: let me go get your stupid ass some water before you die

-'donttalktome' left for a glass of water for miu-

purplemidget: ok but how fucking embarrassing would it be to die from choking on air

emosimp: PFFFFT- 

hyperactivewhore: KOKICHI YOU ARENT *COUGH* HELPING MY SITUATIONJFNHDJK *COUGH*

purplemidget: no because think about it. 

purplemidget: imagine your fucking 3rd cousin twice removed at your funeral going "oh my goodness..i never really knew her but this is still quite sad, i cant believe shes dead! Wait how did she die anyway?"

purplemidget: "She choked on air or something"

emosimp: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-

-'donttalktome' returned to the room-

donttalktome: god i left you guys alone for 5. MINUTES.

donttalktome: just fucking drink this miu

hyperactivewhore: *cough* thanks matsu-

-time skip lol till like 2 am where everyone is high on sleep-

emosimp: kokichi can i like kill ur dad

emosimp: pls

purplemidget: shumaiiiiiiiii we've talked about this

purplemidget: you'll go to jail and i cant have you going to jail

emosimp: oh yeah

emosimp: fuck

hyperactivewhore: should i be concerned that kokichi is only worried about the fact that shuichi might go to jail and not the fact that hes trying to fucking kill his dad

donttalktome: most likely but then you would have to question all the other shit he does

hyperactivewhore: true 

purplemidget: my dad is such a #girlboss

hyperactivewhore: lets do the thingnjkmvdsl

hyperactivewhore: #gaslight

purplemidget: #gatekeep

hyperactivewhore: #girlboss

purplemidget: BAHAHAHAAHAHBDSJKAJDKL

hyperactivewhore: JAHSJSKDJDKSL

donttalktome: both of you shut up its time to get to fucking bed.

emosimp: yeah I'm getting tired

hyperactivewhore: both of you are W E A K L I N G S

purplemidget: ikr

-2 minutes later-

emosimp: they're both asleep arent they?

donttalktome: yup.


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