Due to Nugget's request: here's an HSMTMTSxHP incorrect quotes chappy :)
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Ron: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Hermione: Wasn't EJ with you?
EJ: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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Ricky: Fred, I know you ate my chocolate frog
Fred [internally]: shit, think quick
Fred: I'm George
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A/N: *gags*
Lily [not potter]: If ugly things didn't exist, beautiful things wouldn't either
Hermione: Thank you for your sacrifice
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EJ: I'm playing hard to get
Ashlyn: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want
Voldemort: Burnnnnn, gimme five, gurl
Ashlyn: Dude, you literally don't have a nose
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Hermione: How would you rate your pain?
Carlos: Zero stars.
Hermione:
Carlos: Would not recommend
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Draco: Red hair and a hand me down robe? You must be a Weasley!
Big Red: Oh no actually I got this from my mom, it's premium silk
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Nini *during confessionals and staring at Ricky instead of the camera*: What's Juliet without her Romeo?
Ginny from behind the camera: Alive
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EJ: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name him?
Ashlyn: You did whAT?
Harry: William Snakspeare
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Carlos: Why do you guys like being in the rain?
Seb: I like splashing in the puddles!
Fred and George: We're trying to get struck by lightning
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Nini: I wrote a song about tortillas
Nini: Actually it's more of a wrap *ba dum tsh*
Kourtney: Nini, it's 3AM please sleep.
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Hagrid: Are you okay?
Gina: *laying face down* I'm sad.
Hagrid: damn, me too
Hagrid: No wait, hi sad, i'm Hagrid.
Hagrid: I mean, what's wrong?
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Luna: Don't fear death, fear the state in which you die
Big Red: Utah???
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*Ricky and Harry sitting in jail together*
Ricky: So, who should we call?
Harry: I'd call Hermione, but I feel safer in this cell
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