I'm not very nice, am I.
Haha, deal with it.
But, I did see that this book has 912 views.
YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIMMMMMM FAMOUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Haha, no I'm not.
But...
I could make a deal with you....
I currently have 13 stars, or whatever.
If I get 100, then I'll write a sequel.
The drunk driving thing will have been a publicity stunt, and the boys will help Fiona regain sanity.
She'll fall in love with one if them.
Another will get jealous.
I don't know, something like that.
So, star this book.
Or else.
😈
A few hours later....
OH MY GOSH
OVER 1K VIEWS
IM GOING TO DIE
IM GOING TO FUDGING DIE
Well, it looks like I'll be rewriting a sequel soon.
There's 69 stars (or whatever they are)
Keep EM coming!
The next day...
DANG YOU WATTPAD PEOPLES ARE FAST
I HAVE 97 frickin likes.
IM GONNA DIE
Well, I suppose I'll write a sequel.
BUT JOKES ON YOU I'LL ONLY PUBLISH IT AFTER I GET 3 MORE LIKES
Or are they favorites...?
Don't know, don't got time to care.
Ok, well, for the new book, I am going to publish a new chapter every time I get 10 likes
So then I'll be able to brag to my friends
JUST LIKE MY STINKIN BOOKS
NEW BOOK SHALL BE CALLED "KIDNAPPED BY OBE DIRECTION 2, THE BREAKING OF A SPIRIT"
Cause I'm poetic that way 😉
A few days later...
Come on, 3 more likes.
It's not that hard.
I already have the first three chapters written
The cover is pretty cool.
But you'll never know.
Unless I get three more likes.
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Ok, I still have 97 votes .
Yeah, I figured out that they were called votes.
VOTE YOU LOSERS
JUST VOTE
IT'LL MAKE ME HAPPY
YOU DONT WANT TO SEE ME ANGRY
VOTE NOW
YOU ARE READING
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