#philday

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dan hummed and brought a single pancake from the kitchen into phil's bedroom where he was still sleeping. he walked over and placed the warm pancake on top of phil's face, seeing him move a little and then wake up, moving the pancake aside and looking to dan. "what the hell? trying to suffocate me with a pancake?" phil asked and dan smirked. "kinda. happy phil day loser. that pancake touched my dick. thats your philday gift from me. so i just sorta tried go suffocate you with dick. a dick pancake."

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