(fake) phan prompt things

dan?

"dan what the hell are you doing with your face?" phil asked with a furrowed brow. "i heard that if you keep your face a certain way for a long time it stays like that." he mumbled, still holding his face in the position. phil scoffed at him. "thats not how physics work," phil said, shaking his head. "oH REALLY?" dan asked, putting his hands down. his face actually stayed the way he had it. "i wILL RULE THE WORLD!" he screamed and phil jhst stared in horror