(fake) phan prompt things

japan, japhan

dan looked out his window on plane and then whispered to himself. "i ship it." phil, who dan thought was asleep, heard and looked over tiredly. "ship who?" he asked. dan rolled his eyes. "japhan. us and japan, duh." he said. phil held his head in his hands and then looked to dan. "we haven't even stepped foot in japan and you can barely make out whats on the ground and you already want to have a threesome with an entire country and your boyfriend."