Classroom One shots

kal u need to take me on our mc date dingus

Guys this is M.A speaking with urgent news

Me and kal were in my Minecraft world and I took them to our romantic basement (technically my basement but kals homeless so they can live with beff the cow ❤️)

And I blame my fucking internet bc that date was a half one and they still need to take me out on an mc one

BITCH WE WERE ABT TO SLEEP TOGETHER. THEY GAVE ME A FLOWER NAMED 'WILL YOU BE MY MC GF' IT IS EMOTIONAL

ANYWAYS

M.A stared at the fucking brewing stand with no apparent flying fuck on how to use it. Kal had used all her nether rack on their brewing stand or smth bc the closest nether fortress to her fucking portal was FINISHED

BITCH KAL TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE THEM NOW

Anyways 

She glances at kal, who was prolly fucking the anvil or smth. Wait no they were naming something

Kal ate m.a's fish she named mahi I think. Yeah they did. Yeah they did.

Anyways they come in fro;t of her prolly slave squating or twerking u never know with Minecraft and throw a flower at her face. She reads the thingy that appears instead of the item name and gaps in shcoc 😱😱😱

it said will u be my mc gf

She wasted an xp level saying yes. Some more levels were wasted but honestly who cares, gods prolly watching them from his cloud with hatsume mipu and prolly goin like damn that's tough and then

Actually no god sorry I said that don't send me to hell

Anyways someone asked for a date idk and then yeah so like ma shoved kal down her hole labeled trash. No not her body hole stop thinking like that u kinky bastard fucks ther3s a hole in my house names trash and I pushed kal thru that

Anyways she basically yee haws onto the table, cooks, and then they eat and it was good food with befr the cow watching from the corner, and then they're abt to take off their armor and go into the double beds but uh bitch no

MY FUCKING INTERNET CONNECTION WAS LOST BC MY DAD FROM HIS FBI COMPUTER TURNED IT OFF WHY DAD WHY I WAS GOING TO LOST MY MC VIRGINITY

Actually I'm glad he did that would've been scary

And then we no homo fucked in the google classroom group chat which made Juno cry tears of bleach surprisingly bc they horny af but ok

The end

Bitch