I wake up in a cold sweat, techno country blasting in my ears. I'm not where I was just a minute ago. I look to my side and I'm in a bedroom. On the nightstand is some drugs I've never seen but probably have taken. There's 4 random boys who I probably know but don't remember. I should get up and get water.
Before going to find the kitchen, I walk past a mirror and am in shock. What happened to my black hair? I'm blonde now???
As I get up and regather myself I realize that was just a wild dream. I can't believe I was actually gay in that dream! Maybe I am? I suddenly rememeber the guys names below. Mikey, Ray, Pete, and Frank. I wake up Frank violently and passionately kiss him. He tastes like onions and mayonnaise. I don't like either of those. I must not be gay after all.
I blame Bert for all this. He's my drug dealer. He must fucking hate me.
Okay but...Frank's lips were kinda wet... I wonder why
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Wet lips (a ASOTM spinoff)
FanfictionA parody book with little story lines and just one shots. Very short chapters. Dont have to have read ASOTM to understand but would help. Maybe slight spoilers from ASOTM
