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Shadow's POV
I didn't know whether to really trust Doof or not. But did I have a choice? No. I didn't. Why would I have a choice? I have to stop this baby from being born to save my own life. Maybe even Sonic's. Doof was the only way I could stop the pregnancy.
Doof: "WELCOME TO MY LAIR MR. THE HEDGEHOG!"
Shadow: "shut the fuck up please just please shut up and get on with it"
Owen: Dude that was cold
Doof: "okay :("
He showed me a large room full of people in the same mask. One by one, they introduced themselves.
Doof: "THIS IS THE LEAGUE OF EVIL, AND EVERYONE WILL NOW SAY THEIR NAMES!"
Ninja: "fuck you kid"
SHP: "Yo Prep Booys"
Heather from Total Drama: ""
Bowser: "BWwaghgaghwaghawg"
Gay Person: "Hi Sisters"
Every Conceivable Anime: *slurs*
Knockout City: "It's all tied up"
I was in awe at all the people here. But one thing perplexed me. Who was the last guy?
Doof: "Go on, Mr. H. Take off your mask. Now."
I locked eyes with my greatest enemy yet, the dictator ADOLF HITLER!!!!!!!
Hitler: "Hello guys Its me Adolf Hitler xD"
Shadow: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU SHOULD BE DEAD"
Hitler: "The great incident of Solaris could not stop me. My greater form is still healing, and it will be your end, Shadow."
Shadow: "I am NOT doing business with you, Doof. Sorry, but I'm finding another way."
I stormed off. I couldn't deal with such evil. Did he seriously have to work with Hitler?
Knuckles' POV:
So, after resting with Sonic and Tails, I decided to take my mind off things. I wanted to play my favorite game. I booted up Genshin Impact while they were both sleeping. My secret can't get out.
I look at all the anime people on the screen. My guilty pleasure. I love anime. I love watching anime at night instead of being productive with my life. I love it. I love being a weeb.
Knuckles: "Oh man I love this game"
Sonic: "Knuckles What the fuck. Why are you playing genshin impact?"
I was so scared. Tails has seen me play before, but never Sonic. I froze in my tracks. I didn't know what to do.
Sonic: "If you like it, that's okay. But never keep something like this a secret. That's no good."
He just walked off. I didn't know what to say.
I don't want to hurt our relationship.
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AdventureSonic finds out that someone he considers close is with someone he doesn't like very much. To add insult to injury, they're pregnant. Tails' can't seem to catch a break on his birthday. The evil Dr. Eggman is plotting a new way to power his Badniks...
