skinny legends /// gc2

Pez's Pregnancy Announcement

ariana: so guys... we have news.

abel: we?

ariana: as in me and pez

bella: you two finally came out les for each other?

ariana: no. something a little boringer.

hailey: what is it?

gigi: ari?

ariana: oh right that

ariana: imma have pez announce it. it's not my place to

sean: y'all are scaring me now.

perrie: i'm pregnant

drake: what?

justin: SHES PREGNANT. ALEX FU-

tom cut justin off

tom: THEY KNOW WHAT PREGNANT MEANS

shawn: AHHHHHH BESTIE

kylie: i'm gonna cry stoppp

gigi: CONGRATS PEZZZ

sean: ong y'all lying

drake: no wayyy

jade: um i've been knew but i'm gonna join anyways.

jade: AHHHH MY BSF IS PREGGO

zayn: haha congrats

perrie: thx

kendall: how's alex feeling

perrie: i guess pretty happy

miley: is zayn feeling butt hurt?

zayn: i literally congratulated her-

miley: lol jk. no time for drama. celebration time.

zendaya: thsi does cause for a celebration.

kylie: where's everyone rn

kendall: LA

miley: same

abel: same

bella: same

sean: basically we're all in LA

ariana: shit i'm not. i'm in nyc w dalton rn. i'll fly out

tom: what a good time to be in california

jade: PARTY AT JAILEYS

justin: WHY IS IT ALWAYS AT OURS??

kendall: it's like in those tv shows we always go to one person's place

selena: i'm so shocked & happy for you pez wow

zayn: congrats to you and Alex x

perrie: thanks

drake: AWW ZERRIE IS ON TALKING TERMS😁

zayn: that's a little dramatic

liam: i remember when you had a pic of perrie hung up by the wall and played darts knife edition.

perrie: yOU DID WHAT

zayn: i had to take my anger out on something

shawn: that sounds psychotic😋🤞🏼

camila: shawn has been using these dumbass emojis and it's pissing me off

shawn: you like that? or do you just not like me?

niall: SORRY I DONT TREAT U LIKE A GODDESS

bella: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?

gigi: omg tiktok addicts🤦🏻‍♀️

selena: guys i haven't been to a party in really long can we plz get this over w ?

ariana: NOOOO IM NOT THERE YET

miley: ari is lowkey the life of the party

sean: and you aren't? you brought a pole one time and showed us all off

louis: YESS OMG I TGINK I HAVE A VID

miley: EW YOURE SUCH A WEIRDO YOU RECORDED THAT?

miley: send

kylie: yeah i need to find a sitter for stormi though 😩

justin: i don't think we're drinking bc we're celebrating perrie and she's pregnant

drake: who's we🤨

louis: i'll bring the condoms and crack👆🏼

harry: FINALLY YOU DONT GET OFFENDED WHEN WE SAY THAT

louis: no only me

taylor: k jus lmk when it starts.

kendall: taylor's alive?

taylor: no sorry it's my ghost texting

taylor: tf

tom: THE AGGRESSION

zendaya: LMFAOOO IK

abel: you guys are already giving me a headache and we're texting.

hailey: plz you get a headache no matter what

abel: stfu duck lips. that's why you married jb

justin: what-

hailey: y'all really have no other come back except duck lips ??

selena: yes duck lips now shh we party planning

ariana: it's fine i hired someone for you guys.

sean: i thought the party was today?

ariana: well since the life of the party isn't there it's tmmr now 😁

drake: omfg ong it's always ari

harry: tbh

ariana: honestly i don't give a flying fuck plz don't come instead

sean: LMAOO ari we just playing

ariana: honestly you guys are so annoying i should punch you

perrie: thank you so much ari. idk how i could've done this without you.

ariana: no problem pez. anything for my girl.

louis: so pez. godparents huh?

perrie: goodnight guys.

kylie: NO WAIT that's an amazing question.

tom: yea have you chosen them yet?

bella: i mean i'm not expecting something ofcc.

shawn: didnt zigi have a kid?

zayn: eh ours is pretty simple.

gigi: yea godmother is zayn's mom & godfather is my dad.

perrie: omg honestly that's so cute

kylie; you guys know there's such thing as like a backup one incase anything happens to the ones you chose right?

ariana: incase anything happens to harry & i, OBVIOUSLY STORMI'S GODPARENTS, the kid should be given to the family of the child then.

taylor: yeah but all i know is that you fuckers aren't my child's godparent.

selena: we'll see tay😉

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A/N: ngl this is a little shorter than usual but i forgot when the last update was & im so sorry for that😭😭
anyways thank you guys soooo much for all the reads, votes & comments. i promise i read and enjoy all of them. hopefully more in the future.

~N.