Miam's Divorce

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ariana: mileyyyy i'm soooo sorryyyyyy

louis: what happened?

bella: miley got a divorce, grandpa.

louis: first of all fuck you bella, second, i guess since were in the same chat i'm apparently sorry. i guess.

taylor: louis, you are the biggest ass.

louis: thanks i have one.

taylor: same.

taylor:

big sean: harry's hardddddddd

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big sean: harry's hardddddddd.

camila: YEAH ILL BE THERE FOR YOU MILEY, WE'LL HELP YOU THRU THIS AND STUFF.

louis: yea sure.

ariana removed louis from the group chat

ariana: he started to annoy me.

gigi: lo sineto mucho por las molestias , miley.

justin; i read porn.

zayn: DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?

niall: *fook

liam: seems like gigi picked up sum spanish.

miley: HIS NAME WAS LIAM

liam: ?

jade: i think it's best if u stay away li.

liam: well i'm sorry for the inconvenience.

miley: HE ALWAYS USED TO APOLOGIZE AND HIS NAME WAS LIAM

liam: ok peace✌️

miley: HE ALWAYS USED TO USE THAT EMOJI AND HE ALWAYS USED TO APOLOGIZE AND HIS NAME WAS LIAM

drake: if it makes it any better, i had a friend named chris.

zendaya: no no no-

miley: HE HAD A BROTHER NAMED CHRIS AND HE ALWAYS USED TO USE THAT EMOJI AND HE ALWAYS USED TO APOLOGIZE AND HIS NAME WAS LIAM

kendall: you had to use that reference, did you?

perrie: anygay.... it says that he wished u the best and both agreed it was for the best.

miley: I WAS LYING! OF COURSE I'D SAY THAT!

kylie: yea but you're the biggest bitch to us.

miley: bc i don't like you guys.

tom: ok so we're here to support her or...?

justin: i miss louis.

justin added louis to the group chat

louis: justin, i was busy.

taylor: doing nothing.

niall: no no taylor. he was writing his album coming "sOoN".

louis: yea mister, where's your album?

niall: coming in a few , at least i have an album and actual songs on it.

louis; when you win teen choice every year by releasing one song, come talk to me.

justin: SASS MASTA OF DONCASTA.

taylor: when you win a grammy for breathing, come talk to me.

tom: taylor rn.

tom:

selena: you guys are good for nothing

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selena: you guys are good for nothing.

harry: miley, go take some time off. we'll add you the next conversation we have.

hailey: btw were coming over.

gigi: don't expect us not to come.

miley: ok. thanks. girls and harry.

louis; i gave my apologies sis.

miley: anyWHORE... fuck u lou😘

miley left the group chat!

camila: that's a great way to leave. 

louis: very offensive to the sass master. 

taylor: louis, no one cares. pls face that. 

abel: i think she's happy now.

selena: yea bcoz after a few hrs of her divorce she's SOO happy😒.

ariana: anygay get ready ladies we're going over to comfort our bff.

tom: yes girlies. chop-chop!

justin: i'm ready, tomlina.

tom: good work, justina.

jade: omg-

AND YES I AM PROBABLY AWARE THAT MIAM IS NOT THEY'RE SHIP NAME BUT I STICKED TO IT ANYWAY.

tomlina was a last minute nickname i jus made up. don't judge me. i tried.

btw i am v sorry for what happened to miley and liam. they were seriously the cutest thing i've seen in forever. but i respect they're decisions and wish them a happy life.

~N. xoxo🖤☁️🌙

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