Johnny, Eddie, Wade, and Steve were preparing for the mission.
Steve: Wait, they tricked you into an experiment?
Wade: They told me they were going to cure my cancer and make me a superhero.
Steve: Now you spend your life killing people?
Wade: Hey, I'm always killing people. I'm an assassin.
Eddie: Something we have in common. What next, you live in a shabby apartment?
Wade: How did you know? Except I lived with an old blind lady as my roommate.
Natasha: Getting acquainted?
Johnny: Yeah. What a going on?
Natasha: We found Loki's location. In Germany.
Wade: Great! We'll pick up a big pretzel along the way.
They all looked at him like "what?"
Wade: No? Schnitzel? Bratwurst and Sauerkraut?
Steve: Shut up and suit up.
Wade: Ok, fine. Afterwards. I get it. Someone's out of shape from those 70 years they've been asleep from.
Time skip
Wade and Steve were nearby when Loki caused a big panic in the street.
Wade: Why aren't we attacking?
Steve: The exact same reason that you should keep your mouth shut.
Loki trapped them, made them kneel and had a big speech.
Wade: See, Steve? He's a villain and he's not being discreet.
Steve: Just wait for my signal.
An old man stood up and spoke against Loki.
Wade: Wow. He's got guts.
Loki was about to blast.
Wade: Oh man. Steve, if we don't get out there, that old man's gonna end up in the hospital, and I'm afraid he's not gonna live. And I'm afraid that I won't be able to write something nice on his tombstone.
Steve: Now.
They jumped out. Steve blocked the blast.
Steve: The last time I was in Germany, there was a man standing above everyone else. We ended up disagreeing.
Loki: The soldier. And who are you?
Wade: Oh, I'm Santa Claus. And I'm after the reindeer that ran over Grandma.
They both looked at him.
Wade: Get it? Cause of the reindeer horns on his gold helmet.
Loki: You're both out of time.
Steve: We're not the ones out of time.
Natasha appeared in the Quintet above and spoke.
"Loki! Drop the weapon and stand down!"
Loki blasted at her instead.
Wade: Looks like he doesn't respect the authorities.
They both fought Loki, until he had them pinned down.
Loki: Kneel.
Steve: Not today.
He kicked him off.
Wade: Yeah. The only way I'm gonna kneel to an offence to Vikings everywhere, is when I'm dead.
They locked weapons.
Wade: And I never die.
Loud heavy metal rock played and Iron Man flew in and shot down Loki. Wade was impressed.
Wade: Woah. Hardcore entrance.
Tony: Make a move, reindeer games.
Wade: I already made that joke.
Loki surrendered.
Tony: Good move.
Steve: Mr. Stark.
Tony: Captain. Wade.
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Avengers: With Ghost Rider, Deadpool, and Venom
ActionImagine if Ghost Rider, Deadpool and Venom were also part of the Avengers team. Can they help save the world from Loki? What do they do?