hshshsgsgs?
tonks. i am in love with them. nb icon, please marry me. i will propose on one knee and then catch you when you trip on air.
clutz. we have so much in common. i fall a lot too. i am related to a dog as well. not by blood, but by spirit. i guess the only thing is that my dog didn't date my husband ig idk. (I don't have a husband.)
sometimes i sit and pretend i'm holding their hand. you're laughing, i'm smiling, and then the next minute i realize i'm sitting on my bedroom floor and listening to lovejoy (stream lovejoy) and then i cry.
you'd probably make deez nutz jokes with me. i can already imagine we'd have to make a day where we talk to each other in deez nutz jokes.
"Hey, can I have some honey with this?"
"With what?"
Together , we'd say "with deez nutz💪‼😂"
i really need to get a life
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Harry Potter oneshots and drabbles because I have no impulse control
FanfictionA collection of all things Harry Potter. From drabbles, to one shots, to head cannons. Maybe rants. Some might be a bit heavy, others not so much. Ships that will be included (so far): Jily!!! Harry x his severe trauma ❕❕✨😆✌ The updates on this wo...