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jeongin: hey, do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? seungmin: you're a hazard to society suzie: and a coward, do 20
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chan, sighing: okay, which one of you left your dishes in the sink again? jisung: it was suzie chan, raising his voice: really, suzie? again? i told you la- suzie, tearing up: i'm sorr- chan: please don't cry i love you so much i'm so sorry i promise i love you so m
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suzie: i am a pretty chilled and laidback person hyunjin: you have a literal diagnosed anxiety disorder
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suzie: *walks in with a watermelon* changbin: what are you doing? suzie: i heard felix hurt himself at practice today, so i brought him a watermelon changbin: what? why? suzie: felix loves watermelons felix: *snuggles watermelon*
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jyp: can you take constructive criticism suzie, alreadycrying: yeah
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seungmin: suzie has no survival or self-preservation instincts. i think she was born without them changbin: that's impossible seungmin: watch seungmin: hey suzie let's race down the stairs! suzie: *jumps off a 20 story building*
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suzie: remember when you dared me to lick that street lamp changbin: no, i said 'suzie, don't lick the street lamp' and you said 'don't tell me what to do', and then licked the street lamp
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jisung: nice day, huh? suzie, who watched a 2hr documentary about the hidenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information she learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like may 6, 1937 in germany
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suzie internally: i won't be awkward today jeongin: hey suzie: good, thanks
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suzie: hey, wanna help me commit a felony?? felix: what the hell, suzie!? suzie: oh sorry, my bad suzie, whispering: wanna help me commit a felony? felix, whispering back: yeah of course man, what do you need
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any of the boys: i have a new hoodie suzie: we have a new hoodie
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suzie: chan, how do i get revenge? chan: the best revenge is living well and moving on! suzie: suzie: minho, how do i - minho: knife.
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suzie: truth or dare jyp: truth suzie: what's your credit card number jyp: dare suzie: i dare you to tell me your credit card number
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felix: get down from there! suzie: no way! felix: i'll call the police! suzie: go ahead, i'll fight them! felix: i have cookies! suzie, grumbling, climbing down and grabbing a cookie: i totally would've fought them felix, fondly: i know you would've
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suzie: instead of being sad, ryujin said i should 'go get it, girl'. so i'm going to go get it, girl seungmin: get what? suzie: unclear. i'll get everything, just to be safe
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suzie: i can do whatever i want! hyunjin: i'm calling chan suzie: no no wait -
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jeongin: one time, i had a crush on this girl at the company, so i sent her a note that said 'get out of my company' chan, minho, changbin, hyunjin: jisung, felix, seungmin: suzie: that was you?!
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