Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
suzie: i love sleepovers! nurse: this isn't a sleepover, you're in the hospital suzie: then why am i wearing this nightgown? nurse: it's a hospital gown suzie: truth or dare nurse: nurse: dare
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
waitress: and what would you like? suzie: i wish to devour the unborn chan: eggs. she wants eggs
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
hyunjin: hey suzie can i get a sip of your water? suzie: it's not water hyunjin: vodka, i like your style! suzie: it's vinegar hyunjin: wha- suzie: it's vinegar, pussy
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
[predebut] suzie: i think i'm having a mid-life crisis chan: you're like 15 years old suzie: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
suzie: i am not out of control! i'm a law abiding citizen! hyunjin: really? name one law suzie: don't kill people? hyunjin: that's on me. i set the bar too low.
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
suzie: here's a fun christmas idea. we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it chan: suzie no changbin: mistlefoe chan: please stop encouraging her
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
suzie: i'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal'. like, you don't know that. neither do i. i have never died even ONCE. nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. it's rude
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
suzie: *gently places a small mushroom in seungmin's hand* seungmin: ? suzie: *gently places another small mushroom in seungmin's hand* seungmin: little brown mushrooms are unidentifiable, worthless crap. if you're going to hand me small mushrooms, make sure they're some color other than brown suzie: the fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us, you worm
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
suzie: i'm not like most girls *long pause as she sips chocolate milk through a very complex straw* i'm worse
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
chan, watching the news: some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium suzie, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
suzie: fight me! minho, standing behind her holding a knife: *mouthing* do not
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
jeongin: there's no way suzie likes me back hyunjin: jeongin, she would jump in front of a moving car for you jeongin: suzie would jump in front of a moving car for fun
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
changbin: why are there eggs here? suzie: *walks in and gasps* how dare you touch eggwin, eggward, and eggwina like that! changbin: suzie: felix: oh hey how are the triplets
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
suzie: i want to be like a caterpillar jisung: explain suzie: eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful jisung: you know they have a lifespan of like a week, right? suzie: suzie: just another highlight!
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
jyp: would you shoot your soulmate in the leg for 10 million dollars? suzie to felix: you shoot me in the leg and once it gets better, we'll buy a huge ass mansion felix: you can shoot me too, that way we'll get 20 million dollars suzie: good idea, fuck the system
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
hyunjin: you've been giving suzie a lot of attention lately minho: she's sick hyunjin: i'm sick too minho: go to the hospital then
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
jeongin: not today, satan suzie: you've been cancelling our plans for weeks now. if it's something i said, pls just tell me
───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────
felix: we could bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute chan: no that's not how you - jisung: FLOOR IT! suzie: how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?! minho: you're gonna burn the dorm down! felix: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES jisung: DO IT chan & minho: nO -
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
