˚♡┊ incorrect quotes #6

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chan, on the phone: i need to know where you are so we can find yousuzie, looking at the sky: i'm under a cloud that looks like a lionchan: could you be more specific?suzie: simba

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chan, on the phone: i need to know where you are so we can find you
suzie, looking at the sky: i'm under a cloud that looks like a lion
chan: could you be more specific?
suzie: simba

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jeongin: i've been slowly dropping subtle hints that i like suzie
suzie: *walks in*
jeongin: go away

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seungmin: *studiously doing his homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
suzie: *upside down in her desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

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suzie: i'll be sappy whenever i want. i don't give a shit. i love you. fuck off

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chan: we need a distraction
minho: is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
suzie, whispering: my time has come

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suzie: goodnight moon
suzie: goodnight tree
suzie: goodnight ghosts only i can see
the rest of stray kids:

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hyunjin: i'm tired of hearing suzie complaining about "that time of the month". yes it's painful, yes you get weird cravings, but you get to be a werewolf until the moon goes down
hyunjin:
hyunjin: i've just been informed by seungmin that that's not the time of the month she's referring to

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suzie: bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways i'm bitches

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suzie: whoa, buried treasure!
chan: really? what did you find?
suzie: a skeleton!

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jisung: hey man, me and hyunjin are gonna go jump off a bridge, wanna come?
suzie: *whispers to herself* oh my god, chan prepared me for this
suzie: yes, i will

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jyp: what can you bring to this company?
suzie: hella good vibes bro
suzie, pulling a bird from her coat: and this seagull, his name is jonathon

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suzie: ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary friends, we've all heard of hot girl summer, but what about cute boy winter?
suzie: *gestures to felix*
felix with sweater paws: hi *waves*

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jeongin: every time i'm around suzie, my pulse increases, my breath shortens, and my temperature skyrockets
jeongin: i think i'm allergic to her
hyunjin: oh boy

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suzie, struggling to stay upright in 1 inch heels: yeah, i- i don't really think heels are for me
hyunjin, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly gold 6 inch heels: WEAK

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minho: don't catch a cold
suzie: *sneezes*
minho, throwing blankets: WHAT PART OF DON'T CATCH A COLD DON'T YOU GET

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suzie: i'm the bad girl. i'm a rebel. i'm cool
jisung: don't listen to her, she had a panic attack the first time she had an overdue library book because she thought she was going to get arrested

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changbin, banging on the door: suzie! open up!
suzie: well, it all started when i was a kid -
changbin: no, i meant -
chan: let her finish

changbin, banging on the door: suzie! open up!suzie: well, it all started when i was a kid -changbin: no, i meant -chan: let her finish

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