Attached- Tsukishima Kei

9

"I'm not telling you about my boner you fucking dimwit. Shut the fuck up and let me talk." Kyōtani huffs out a breath and I roll my eyes before taking a seat again. "I'm only telling you because I need advice and I don't know anyone with more experience than you. And I'm closer with you so it only makes sense."

"We're not close. You just talk way more to me than the others." I state and he glares at me.

"And that's us being fucking close. Dumbass bitch." He retorts and I let out a small chuckle.

"Anyways. Didn't you go to school with Oikawa? Why aren't you asking him for advice?" I tilt my head in confusion but the guy deadpans.

"Why the fuck would I ask a twink for advice?" He asks seriously and I burst out laughing.

"Hey, I don't think you can say that word." I point out and he apologizes quickly before resuming with his problem.

"Anyways, you're married. And to an American for crying out loud- and I heard they're crazier than us so I need help." Kyōtani sits up, looking over at me with pursed lips. "Our make our session only stopped because she got a call from her sister who needed help with something. If we weren't interrupted I'm sure we would have gone a lot further. But I have no fucking clue on how to do that kind of thing. I've never had sex before. We aren't even dating but I want to date her but do you really fucking think girls want to date someone who's bad at sex? No. The fuck?"

"I didn't even say anything." I snort and he narrows his eyes at me.

"What does Athena like?" He asks and I get slightly defensive before reminding myself that he needs advice.

"I don't know if she'd like me sharing that..." I admit and he frowns. "Did she do anything while you were making out?"

He seems the ponder the question for a moment before nodding, a look of confusion on his face.

"She put my hand on her neck."

"Ah," I nod in realization. "She wants you to choke her."

Kyōtani's eyes widen and he stares at me like I'm stupid.

"She wants me to fucking kill her? What kind of kinky shit is that?!" He yells and I throw a pillow at his face to shut him up.

"No, idiot. You don't choke her. It's not like that- look come here." I beckon him over and he moves to sit by me. "I'm going to show you how it feels, okay?"

They say the best way to teach something is to practice.

And Kyōtani nods when I say this. So tell me why this fucker roughly pushes me to the ground right before my hand makes contact with him.

"Shit. Sorry- just a reflex."

My eyes widen as he says this and I scoff.

"Just a reflex?! Reflex my fucking ass you-"

"Kei?" A soft, sleepy voice echoes through the living room and the two of us look up to see Athena rubbing her eyes. "Why are you on the floor? Why are you two arguing?"

I scramble to my feet as she walks closer and I welcome her into my arms.

"I woke up freaking out because I didn't know where I was and I was going to scream but I heard you guys yelling." She looks up at me and my eyes soften as I press a kiss to her forehead.

"Sorry love. I dressed you up a bit more before taking you here. Kyōtani needed advice." I explain and she hums as I lead her to the couch to lay down.

"What kind of advice?" She asks and we both look over to the boy in order to see if he's okay with telling her.

"How to make my partner feel good. We were just talking about choking." He answers with ease and her eyes widen for a second.

"Oh." She looks up at me before grabbing my hand and placing it around her throat. "That's how you do it. But don't press your hand down on her neck and don't just squeeze either. You'll kill her like that."

Kyōtani watches in curiosity as Athena explains with demonstrations.

"Can I show him how it feels?" She looks up at me and I hesitate before nodding.

Kyōtani sits up as Athena moves closer to him.

"Don't hit me." She jokes with a small chuckle.

"I would never." He answers and I scoff, causing him to glare at me.

Athena pokes two sides of Kyōtani's neck, humming.

"So when you have your hand on them, these are the places you'll push on- but lightly. When you push on this part of the esophagus you're obviously restricting airflow so you're not supposed to do it too hard. Also- it's super important to always get consent before doing it. Even if you guys have tried it before. The whole point of breath play is less about not wanting to breathe and more about wanting someone to dominate you. And as the person doing the dominating, make sure your mind is always clear, pay attention to how your partner reacts, and make sure they can talk. If they can't talk while you're choking them, then you need to stop immediately." Athena wraps her small hand around his neck and lightly pushes her fingers down on his skin.

"Say something." She tilts her head.

"This is...weird." He answers and she chuckles softly before letting him go.

"Well now you know how it feels. It's not bad, right?" Athena gives him a tired smile before collapsing into my side, snuggling into my body.

For the next few hours Kyōtani asks us questions and Athena answers most of them as she's the only woman and is able to gives tips on what and what not to do and what women definitely do not enjoy.

It's weird. I never thought I'd be having a conversation like this before in my entire life.

(Tsukki and Mad Dog are time skip besties. Who gon change my mind?

Nobody.