Name Guide:
Big Daddy=Arlo
Fuck Apples=Remi
Straightn't=Elaine
BItch=Seraphina
Rat=Isen
Weed O'clock= Blyke
Dad Fucker=John
Dad Fucker: any1 do the math
Big Daddy: Yes.
Fuck Apples: Yuper doodles!
Straightn't: yes
BItch: ye
Rat: yurp
Weed O'clock: ya
BItch: you forgot to didnt you
Dad Fucker: ...
Dad Fucker: can i copy yours
BItch: yes
Big Daddy: Why can't you do it yourself?
Dad Fucker: I was buying gel
Weed O'clock: Why tho????
Dad Fucker:
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BItch: how did you even get into this school
Dad Fucker: bribery
Rat: wut
Dad Fucker: what
BItch: chile ANYWAYS SO
Dad Fucker: yo @Straightn't can I get some of that oj?
Straightn't: why?
Dad Fucker: old dealer got caught I need a new one
Straightn't: on it
Fuck Apples: im sorry WHAT
Straightn't: you try being a low tier
Dad Fucker: yeah the only reason im still sane is weed
Big Daddy: You realize I have to report this, right?
Dad Fucker: I will fight you
Big Daddy: Your a cripple, what could you?
Dad Fucker: king beating up a helpless cripple? Sounds like a good article, right Isen?
Rat: Ooh
Big Daddy: he wouldn't.
Weed O'clock: he definitely wood
Fuck Apples: without hesitation
Rat: can confirm 5hat I definitely would
BItch: that's an L
BItch: you probably shouldn't fight him tho
Big Daddy: Why?
BItch: he throw someone out a window like 10 minutes ago
Dad Fucker: oof i 4got about that
BItch: how? Your arm is broken
Dad Fucker: t'was trying to flex
Weed O'clock: yoU THROW SOMEONE OUT A WINDOW
Dad Fucker: yee
Rat: ...can I write an article about this
Fuck Apples: no
Straightn't: the oj should be done in 5-10 minutes
Dad Fucker: you are now my goddess
Dad Fucker: I shall pray to you every day
BItch: John
Dad Fucker: I CAN PRAY TO MORE THEN ONE GODDESS SERA
Weed O'clock: i-
Straightn't: chill it's just wëëd
Dad Fucker: correction
Dad Fucker: It's cheep wëęd
BItch: im telling your dad
Dad Fucker: bold of you to assume he wasn't my first dealer
Rat: wtf
BItch: bro wut
Dad Fucker: he wrote the most banned book in the world
Dad Fucker: is it a surprise he's a stoner
Big Daddy: Your dad wrote Unordinary?
Dad Fucker: I sence I have made a mistake
Rat: you sure fucking did
Fuck Apples: that book's banned? I always hear my brother talk about how much he loves it
Dad Fucker: oh sweetie
Big Daddy: he what (°ロ°)
BItch: I think you broke Asslo
Big Daddy:
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BItch: you definitely broke asslo
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Wellstone Wankers
FanfictionArlo makes a Group Chat. It was a mistake. SHIPS Elaine x Remi Blyke x Isen Arlo x John Implied Rei x Arlo Sera x Evie x Claire Adrion x John Rei x Kuyo
