Wellstone Wankers

Marital Gowrl

Baby Daddy=Remi
Teen Pregnancy= Elaine
Skanky=Seraphina
Rät=Isen
Soulless= Blyke
Twinky= John
Kinky=Arlo
Claire= Claire
Adrion= Adrion
Evie= Evie

Teen Pregnancy: am I the only one who's curious how that happened?

Skanky: tbh I'm too afraid to ask

Twinky: as you should

Evie: it dose seem quite strange that the king is dating a cripple

Skanky: Evie, honey, how far did you read up?

Evie: only to where you were simping

Rät: i-

Skanky: Imma need you to read a bit farther

Evie: okay (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

Claire: that is so cute wth

Evie: damn it!

Claire: girl-

Evie: @John get your overpowered ass back here

Twinky: hewo

Evie: you fricking traitor!

Evie: (ಠ益ಠ)

Twinky: tf did I do this time?

Evie: you could have stopped the abuse of us low tier but you didn't!

Twinky: I can't activate my ability without crying

Twinky: I will literally get a ptsd attack if I try😐👍

Evie: oh

Evie: I'm sorry

Evie: I should have just assumed their was a reason

Twinky: lmao its fine

Evie: did I see that Elaine sells weed? (~￣³￣)~

Teen Pregnancy: maybe

Skanky: YOU TOO?

Claire: it's how us lower tiers survive

Skanky: I have two weed smoking girlfriends

Claire: it appears so

Baby Daddy: lmao my wife is a drug dealer

Twinky: she may be a bitch but she has good weed

Teen Pregnancy: rude

*Baby Daddy has added Rei to the chat*

Adrion: who

Baby Daddy: I'm sorry!

Baby Daddy: my brother stole my phone

Rei: I wanted to see who you keeped texting

Baby Daddy: I told you I was texting my friends

Rei: and I don't believe you have friends

Twinky: she doesn't multiple have friends

Twinky: she has goons tho

Kinky: I do believe that we are friends.

Twinky: she has two friend

Rei: who's the other one?

Skanky: me

Rei: and  who are you?

Claire: read upp

Rei: remi

Baby Daddy: oh sheet-

Rei: you got married and didn't tell me

Baby Daddy: perhaps

Rei: Arlo

Kinky: yes?

Rei: we are getting married rn

Kinky: May I ask why?

Rei: MY LITTLE SISTER IS NOT GOING TO BE MARRIED BEFORE I AM

Kinky: That sounds about right.

Twinky: bruh-

Kinky: Why don't you marry Kuyo instead?

Rei: I didn't think that far

Twinky: you trying to steal my mans? (ノ｀⌒´)ノ

Kinky: Why did I ever agree to date you?

Twinky: idk bro

Kinky: you had your tongue down my throat ten minutes ago. You lost the right to call me "bro".

Skanky: eye-

Teen Pregnancy: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE KIDDING

Teen Pregnancy: I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

Baby Daddy: I am suddenly very ✨ uncomfy ✨

Rät: class has been going on for half an hour tho?

Twinky: 🌝

Soulless: BRO WTF

Baby Daddy: YOU TWO HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK

Baby Daddy: or do I need to remind you?

Twinky: 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Rei: are y'all on drug?

Skanky: probably

Kinky: I hate it here.

Rei: same

Baby Daddy: THEN LEAVE!!!

Rei: no❤️

Twinky: is this the brother asslo had a mental breakdown about cuz he read my dads book?

Rei: what book?

Twinky: Unordinary

Rei: that was your father?

Twinky: lmao yea

*Rei left the chat*

Rät: bruh-

Twinky: Material Gowrl ig

Lmao srry from that this took a few months t-t. I was in the hospital again  (this time for dehydration) 😀✌️  I'm out now so updates should be more consistent but I don't make any promise

Btw I'm chronically ill and the last few months have sucked absolute dick