Fuck Apples=Remi
Straightn't=Elaine
BItch=Seraphina
Rat=Isen
Weed O'clock= Blyke
Dad Fucker=John
Dad Fucker:
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Big Daddy: I will not.
BItch: love how you instantly know it was directed at at you
Dad Fucker: ANYWAYS
Dad Fucker: @Fuck Apples tell your goons to stop fucking in the broom closet
Dad Fucker: the entire class can hear them
Fuck Apples: They're doing it again?
Dad Fucker: they've done this before??? 😮
Fuck Apples: yes.
BItch: I-
BItch: who's top?
Dad Fucker: I will not dignify that question with an answer. But it kinda sounds like 🐐 and I'm scared
Fuck Apples: I'm on my way
Big Daddy: At times like this I resent Seraphina for making Blyke Jack.
BItch: I have no regrets
Straightn't: y'all wtf
Dad Fucker: idk bro
Weed O'clock: WHAT THE FUCK REMI
Big Daddy: I Wil take that as a queue to leave.
Rat: Remi whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Fuck Apples: THIS WAS YOUR 10TH OFFENSE
Fuck Apples: you needed to be taught a lesson
Weed O'clock: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DRAG US ACROSS SCHOOL NAKED
Straightn't: Remi pls marry me
Dad Fucker: caught in 4K 📸📸📸
Fuck Apples: im down
BItch: pfft-
Straightn't: bet.
Fuck Apples: dm me.
Straightn't: k
Big Daddy: I am in awe.
Straightn't: the wedding is on Saturday at 5 in wobba bobba.
Miss it and I'll kill you.
Dad Fucker: Why we going so fucking fast
Straightn't: sera your my maid of honor
Fuck Apples: and Blyke will be mine.
Straightn't: Arlo will walk me down the aisle
Fuck Apples: Isen can be the ring bearer and John can be the flower girl.
Dad Fucker: Fuck yeah!
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FanfictionArlo makes a Group Chat. It was a mistake. SHIPS Elaine x Remi Blyke x Isen Arlo x John Implied Rei x Arlo Sera x Evie x Claire Adrion x John Rei x Kuyo
