Fuck Apples=Remi
Straightn't=Elaine
BItch=Seraphina
Rat=Isen
Weed O'clock= Blyke
Dad Fucker=John
BItch: WTF JUST HAPPENED
Fuck Apples: I just got fucking married
Straightn't: WE just got fucking married
*BItch has changed Straightn'ts name to Teen Pregnancy*
*Dad Fucker has changed Fuck Apples name to Baby Daddy*
Weed O'clock: pfffffffft-
Rat: sounds about right
Teen Pregnancy: whyyyyyyyy 😭
Baby Daddy: does this mean I'm A future dilf?
BItch: YES
Big Daddy: No.
Dad Fucker: may I requested a name change
Baby Daddy: I no longer enjoy my name
*BItch has changed Dad Fuckers name to Twinky*
Twinky: I will except this under 2 conditions
*Twinky has changed BItchs name to Skanky*
*Twinky has changed Big Daddys name to Kinky*
Kinky: I refuse this title.
Skanky: I dont
Rat: i-
Rat: ANYWAYS
Rat: when r u goig to tell ur parents
Teen Pregnancy: i didnt think that far
Baby Daddy: OH SHITE
Weed O'clock: YOU DIDN'T TELL YOU'RE PARENTS
Skanky:
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Kinky: If they would have told their parents I would not have walked down the aisle. How stupid can you be?
Twinky: thats my smartass💫😚💖😍😈💋👅💞💓❤💟💘
Skanky: why are you like this
Twinky: cuz its fucking haliarus
Kinky: It is not "haliarus", It is harassment.
Twinky: same thing
Weed O'clock: baCK TO THE ISSUE AT HAND
Baby Daddy: they dont HAVE to know
Teen Pregnancy: YES THEY DO
Rat: hey mom, hay dad, I have something important to tell you Im a lesbian and i married someone without telling You.
Weed O'clock: meet my wife who youv probably never heard of
Baby Daddy: I've told my parents of Elaine
Teen Pregnancy: i havent 😳
Baby Daddy: i-
Teen Pregnancy: At least my parents know I'm gay
Baby Daddy: they do?
Twinky: 🍿
Rat: 🍿
Skanky:🍿
Weed O'clock: 🍿
Kinky: Please go tell your parents that you are married before I tell them myself.
Teen Pregnancy: o-okay 😧
Baby Daddy: fine
Twinky: Whipped
Skanky: ...
Twinky: fuc u
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionArlo makes a Group Chat. It was a mistake. SHIPS Elaine x Remi Blyke x Isen Arlo x John Implied Rei x Arlo Sera x Evie x Claire Adrion x John Rei x Kuyo
